The Long Lost Larry King Interview With Donald J. Trump

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 24 January 2021

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Over his career, Larry conducted over 50,000 interviews with everyone from Queen Elizabeth to Dora the Explorer.

This long lost interview originally took place in 1993, just after Donald Trump had married the beautiful and sexy actress Marla Maples. King and Trump have known each other for a very long time, even before Big Macs had been invented.

LARRY: So tell me Donald, how the heck are ya?

DONALD: Really good Larry, and if I can be honest, I'm not only getting richer every day, but I’m also getting handsomer, as you can clearly see.

LARRY: Oh yes, if I didn’t know better, I’d swear that you and George Clooney are identical twins.

DONALD: Well, I’m way better looking, but speaking of my brand new state-of-the-art gambling casino, located in Detroit, on beautiful, clean, sexy Lake Erie. Larry, no one knows gambling casinos or lakes better than I do. I even know more about casinos and lakes than the Comanche chiefs.

LARRY: So tell me, how is the new bride, Marla Maples doing?

DONALD: Great. Let me tell you Larry, Marla is one fantastically hot piece of ass.

LARRY: Ah, please don’t talk like that Donald, I have lots of young fans, plus lots of old octogenarians watching and listening; not to mention my biggest fan, Betty White, who is 99.

DONALD: Larry, it’s 11 fucking 15 pm, what the hell are they still doing up? But getting back to my delicious bitch, Larry you would not believe the tits on this woman, and her legs, not to mention her ass, so I won’t, but vavavoom!

LARRY: I told you to stop cuss-

DONALD: I don't mean to interrupt you, Larry, but my Marla has so many damn erogenous zones. We can be at Walmart, standing in the checkout lane, and if I feel like grabbing her by the pussy, I can do it. No problema.

LARRY: Okay pal, I warned you about your explicit language. So this interview is over. Get out!

DONALD: Hey, suspender bitches, don’t piss me off, 'cause I’ll have my Mafia buddy Sal Goombalini have you transported back to fucking Kenya.

LARRY: I was born in Brooklyn, you tiny-fingered, orange-haired, lying bitch!

Larry King - (1933-2021) RIP

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