Sexual Predator Ghislaine Maxwell Says Prison Has Turned Her Into A Flaming Lipstick Lesbian

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 2 January 2021

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Ghislaine has become the most popular lipstick lesbian in Sing Sing Federal Prison for Women.

OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – The biggest female sexual predator of our time, Ghislaine Maxwell, was recently interviewed by a reporter with The Channel 69 Eye Gazer News, in her cell at Sing Sing Federal Prison for Women.

Maxwell told Channel 69 that since being incarcerated, she has lost 12 pounds, a toenail, a part of her ear lobe, and most of her female self-esteem.

She commented that she is now proud to say that she has crossed over to the other side, and she is now playing catcher for the lesbian baseball team, the Carpet Munchers.

Ghislaine says that every one of her fellow inmates is after her ass, like a pack of rabid wolves fighting over a gazelle carcass.

"Bitch Face", as the convicts have nicknamed her, said that she gets to play lots of X-rated games with her fellow female prisoners.

She divulged that her favorite one is “Okay butch dykes, let’s see who gets to be Ghislaine’s husband tonight”.

When asked what her chances of getting out of prison were, the prison’s warden replied that Mike Tyson will reveal he’s a submissive, bikini swimsuit-wearing, KKK card-carrying, homosexual before that happens.

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