QAnon's Marjorie Taylor Greene is Hated as Much as Ann Coulter, Donald Trump, and Mustafa Haliboo Combined

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Monday, 25 January 2021

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DICKWEED, Mississippi – (Satire News) – Marjorie Taylor Greene self-proclaimed darling of the QAnon movement and human tampon, has just become even more hated than Ann Coulter, Donald Trump, and Al Qaeda leader Mustafa Haliboo.

The sewer water blonde is truly a freak of nature, as she stands 6-foot-6-inches tall and weighs 73 pounds.

An ex-boyfriend said that a hummingbird has bigger tits than the nasty-smelling hag.

Another former boyfriend described her body as a cross between a loaf of French bread and a dildo.

But in Marjorie’s mind, she’s the blonde version of Sofia Vergara.

Her gynecologist recently told The Chicago Daily Wind that her ovaries resemble a couple of peas, except that they’re maroon with raised orange dots.

Everything that comes out of the evil woman's mouth is either hateful, vicious, sarcastic, vulgar, or racist.

Even Donald J. Trump said that he wouldn’t touch her with Rudy Giuliani’s weiner. And Trump’s alleged girlfriend, Maria Bartiromo commented that the ugly bitch looks like an asshole with teeth.

One of Taylor Greene’s goals is to get every elephant in America castrated.

When asked why, she replied that those big, old, humongous things eat way too many peanuts, and that has caused the price of Peter Pan peanut butter to triple just since September.

Another of her pet projects is for the United States government to pay a portion of the cost of KKK hoods and robes.

And, just a few days ago, she commented to Tucker Carlson, that she wants for every male over the age of 18, who resides in California to get a vasectomy.

When asked why, she remarked that the number of Democrats would go down.

TMZ is reportedly checking Taylor Greene's DNA, because it's quite possible that she could be Donald Trump's biological sister.

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