Gorillas in San Diego with covid NOT planning to attend inaugural next Wednesday
According to CBS and other news media, several gorillas in the San Diego Zoo have recently tested positive for Covid-19. The following taken directly from notes by a CNN observer. Their spokesperson, Albert, has said: "What with all the news hy…
Read full storyBetter Explanations for what Happened on 6 January 2021
Despite the nonstop footage dedicated to the recent spectacle at the U.S. Capitol, there is much more to the story than we have been told. We should, by now, know at least two things about Donald Trump: The first, of course, is that he lacks a mora…
Read full storyTrump Pardons Biden For Stealing Election
BILLINGSGATE POST: As if struck by a lightning bolt while on his porcelain throne, in a spirit of unbounded equanimity, unmatched since he pardoned Roger Stone, today President Trump announced his latest pardon list. Limiting it to those accused o…
Read full storyDefinitely No Petting
Popular presenter of Crass TV’s ‘Warthogs? Wow!’ (TM), Mervyn Sluice has devised some new kit which, he says, no follower of the larger sort of wildlife should be without. “I should know,” says Mervyn. “I’ve been ‘nuzzled’ by some pretty big pachy…
Read full storyVaccine Found For Virus Not Yet Discovered
A scientist working in complete isolation has announced today, that he has developed a lifesaving vaccine for a highly-infectious deadly virus that is, as yet, unknown. Professor Brian von Smith, who isn't really a professor, and who inserted 'von…
Read full storySimple Solutions To Current Major American Problems
A few simple solutions to major American problems American Bars Shrug Off COVID-19 Orders? - If so, then a law should be passed allowing healthcare workers and hospitals to refuse service to anyone who has knowingly and willfully refused to follow…
Read full storyPresident Putin Invites President Trump To Move To Russia
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin Voice is reporting that President Putin called up President Trump, and expressed how sad he was that he got his ass kicked by President-to-be-Joe Biden. Vladimir expressed that he has no idea how it feels to l…
Read full storyAn Octogenarian Couple in France Has Sexual Intercourse While Skydiving
PARIS – (World Satire) – France’s national news agency, La Ohh La La, has just reported an amazing story. Jean, 84, and Gisele Baggier, 80, a couple who reside in Versailles, have performed a feat that has never been performed anywhere in the worl…
Read full storyGOP Must Now Rely On Post Office They Previously Destroyed
Following the shutdown of right wing conspiracy-laden platform, Parler, GOP members must now find alternative means to communicate with their followers. This comes as tech firms Apple and Google have pulled the app from their app stores, and Amaz…
Read full storyRudy Giuliani Actually Entered The Capitol Building During the Invasion Disguised as a Woman
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Baltimore’s Eye-Spectator Channel 69, is reporting that security cameras caught an ugly-as-hell woman carrying a paint gun and a bag of thumb tacks, working her way into the Senate chamber on January 6. Upon clos…
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