LONDON – (Satire News) – It’s no secret that her majesty, the queen has never, ever liked the arrogant, sarcastic, low-life scumbag, who turned out be the worst president in the history of the world’s presidents.
And just like the United States speaker of the House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi said on 16 or 37 different occasions, “Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is the most hateful, evil, racist, sexual predator in the last 400 years.”
Later, Hollywood movie star and unofficial President Biden advisor, Robert DeNiro would add, “Make that since the days of Adam and Eve.”
The queen recently held a very fancy gala dinner in Buckingham Palace's Keith Moon Commemorative Dining Room, in honor of former great Manchester United Red Devils football player, Javier Hernandez Balcazar, better known as Chicharito.
The event was attended by such English notables as Adele, Mick Jagger, Len Goodman, Petula Clark, Ricky Gervais, Boy George, and Cheryl Cole.
Queen Elizabeth spoke about the horrific kangaroo crisis in Australia, the rising cost of Stella Artois Beer, as well as the ongoing physical relationship between Piers Morgan and Sarah Ferguson, (aka The Princess of York).
She was asked by Ta Ta For Now News reporter Loretta Piffinshaw, about the soon-to-be-prison-bound human douche bag, (Trump).
Queen Elizabeth who is 95-years-young, made a face, and replied by saying that a bloody crumpet has more brains that the orange complected, pathological lying circus clown (the Trumptard).
