Vaccine industry indicates “mass formation psychosis” important tool devoted to patriotism not profit
An anonymous spokesperson for vaccine producers Outmoda has stepped forward to clarify his company's position in the current controversy over “mass formation psychosis.” Mass formation psychosis has emerged recently as an explanation for the gener…
Read full storyNew legislative controls sought over Governor Newsom's obsession with outer stratosphere emissions
The California governor's concentration on restricting such gasoline-driven devices as leaf blowers to being electricity driven, plus moving on with replacing fossil fuel vehicles with electric, has led on to extensive investigation by the press.
Read full storyThe NFL Is Moving The Super Bowl From California To Texas
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has just stated that Super Bowl LVI (51), which was supposed to have taken place at SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles is being moved. SBIM writer Dottie Bazooka says that the game will…
Read full storyDoes Attorney General Merrick Garland Have Cold Feet?
It seems as though the Attorney General of the United States, Merrick Garland, may have cold feet. While resembling the nervous Don Knotts, Mr. Garland proudly announced that after one whole year, his Justice Department has arrested and convicted ove…
Read full storyThe Manchester United Cheerleaders Will Pattern Themselves After The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
MANCHESTER, England – (UK Satire) – Like the old saying goes “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery,” the Glazer family, who owns the Manchester United Red Devils, have decided to take a cue from Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys.
Read full storyFedEx Has Now Resorted To Using Robot Drivers
MEMPHIS, Tennessee – (Satire News) – FedEx, the transportation giant has just announced that it has finally perfected the art of using electronic robot drivers to deliver their customers' products. A FedEx rep said that the company had been workin…
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