DETROIT – (Satire News) – The manufacturer of the Donald Trump Designer MAGA Toupee is extremely disappointed as the Trumptard’s wig is a great big flop.
The company that produced the wig, called Wigs-Be-Us, from Detroit stated that the orange-colored toupee only sold 17 units nation-wide.
Wigs-Be-Us stated that 9 of the wigs were sold in Alabama, 4 were sold in North Carolina, 3 in Iowa, and surprisingly one 1 in the blue state of Rhode Island.
Meanwhile the company has said that anyone who wants to return the wig will be allowed to so but their well be a re-stocking fee of $89.
SIDENOTE: According to Andy Cohen, the wig retails for $93.
