AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The good, law abiding citizens of the Lone Star state have finally had their fill of the the worst, most worthless, piece-of-shit governor in the history of US governors.
Greg “Eggplant Face” Abbott is hated more than hoof & mouth disease, more than rabies, and even more than Donald “The Nazi Predator” Trump.
Abbott has about as much personality as an avocado seed, and about as much charm as coyote shit.
The man looks like a human hemorrhoid and acts like he has a Lousiville Slugger stuck up his GOP ass.
Boom Boom News is reporting that highly beloved Texas politician Beto O’Rourke has said, that the time has come for decent Texas to sweep the chicken coop out of all of the chicken shit, (including "Chicken Face" Abbott).
