Crime Fiction Lover Receives 8 Richard Osman Books for Christmas
Crime fiction Fan Lorraine Johnson received eight Richard Osman books for Christmas. 6 copies of his first one The Thursday Murder Club, and two of his second, The Man Who Died Twice. ‘People think I like Cosy crime fiction’ stated Lorraine ‘becau…Read full story
A Top NASA Official Reveals That Dumbass Trump Wanted To Send A Land Rover To The Sun!
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Just when everyone thinks that nothing else stupid-as-shit, could come out about old “Toddler Fingers” (DJT), the racist, perverted pussy-grabber shocks the nation. A high-ranking NASA official, who did not want his name…Read full story
Despite expensive aftershave, Kevin still smells like Kevin
Although he got some expensive aftershave from girlfriend Lauren, Kevin Smith, a 31-year-old sewage worker still smells as bad as he always has done. ‘Yes’ said Lauren on her blog ‘I bought Kevin some aftershave that was advertised by an actor or…Read full story
Trump Hints He May Move To England – Queen Elizabeth Tells Him To Stay Away, Racists Are Not Welcome!
LONDON – (Satire News) – A close friend of Ivanka Trump has informed London’s Tickety Boo News Agency that her daddy, aka The Predatorial Perv, is seriously thinking about leaving America and moving to the United Kingdom. TBNA reporter Neville Twi…Read full story
A Hot, Sexy, 2nd Grade Teacher Has The Most Beautiful Pussy In Louisiana
LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just broken the story that a 26-year-old 2nd grade teacher from Lake Charles, has just had the honor of having her vagina named The Most Beautiful Pussy in Louisiana. The blonde blue-eye…Read full story
Brooklyn Streetwalkers Prefer Wearing Daisy Duke Short Shorts To Miniskirts
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The New York Police Department has just issued a notice that 91% of all Brooklyn prostitutes would rather wear short shorts instead of short skirts. Detective Jacobi Ribbatiski, stated that when hookers wear their tight…Read full story
Mitch McConnell Denies That He Owns a Ku Klux Klan Hood and Robe
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Senate minority leader Mitch “The Moscow Bitch” McConnell was recently asked about the widespread rumor that he owns an official KKK hood and robe. McConnell almost choked on the slice of Pizza Hut pepperoni pizz…Read full story
Taliban set to allow women to practice mild nagging during daylight hours
Afghanistan's Taliban leaders have announced, that as part of their inclusivity policy towards women, a controlled amount of spousal nagging will be permitted from February this year during daylight hours, after which a strict ban will be imposed.Read full story