LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just broken the story that a 26-year-old 2nd grade teacher from Lake Charles, has just had the honor of having her vagina named The Most Beautiful Pussy in Louisiana.
The blonde blue-eyed beauty, named Tammy St. Beauregard, told BBN’s Hacienda Fiddle, that ever since she was 19, she kinda had a feeling that her hooha (beaver) was a bit special, due to the fact that every day at least 9 of her fellow college students would basically beg her to let them see her “Special” pussy.
Miss St. Beauregard, who averages at least 18 marriage proposals a week, says that getting all of this tremendous crotch attention just comes with the territory of having a sensuously gorgeous cunt (muffin) that most women only dream about having.
SIDENOTE: For winning the title of having The Most Beautiful Pussy in Louisiana, St. Beauregard won a 2022 Nissan Rogue, the latest iApple Phone, (the Conquistador 7,000), $35,000 cash, and a year’s supply of Joan-of-Arc Glow-in-The-Dark Pantiliners.
