Vice-President Kamala Harris Signs An $8 Million Contract With Converse Tennis Shoes

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 4 January 2022

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The vice-president is in talks to become the spokesperson for Lowenbrau Beer.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – One thing about being a US president or vice-president are the nice little monetary perks that come with the office.

For example, President Abraham Lincoln sold the rights to his name to the Lincoln Logs Toy Company for $800, which in 2022 dollars would be $741,000.

President Herbert Hoover sold the rights to his name to the Hoover Vacuum Cleaner Company for 45 boxes of Senor Macho Premium Cigars.

And as everyone knows Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump stole hundreds of gold bars from Fort Knox.

And now VP Kamala Harris is as happy as a bunch of sugar ants in a sugar mill, after signing a contract worth $8 million to be the official spokeswoman for Converse Glow-In-The-Dark Tennis Shoes. ■

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