DENVER, Colorado – (Satire News) – The Hullabaloo News Agency has just broken the story that Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, has secretly snuck into the Rocky Mountain high city.
HNA executive writer Abel Zorro stated that he was informed by a nurse, who wants to remain nameless, that Taylor Greene went into the Zebulon Pike Clinic to have her little titties enlarged from a B-cup to a D-cup.
When the nurse, who would only give her first name (LaSuneesha), was asked why Ms. Taylor Greene wanted to make her little perky boobies bigger, she replied in order to make her more likable.
Zorro replied that if the wicked witch of the House of Representatives gave everyone she talked to $400, she would still not be liked, except, of course, by the members of Trump's base who look upon her as the modern-day Marilyn Monroe.
