SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – Donald Trump’s neurological doctor has just told him what Melania has suspected for years.
And that is that his brain, which is down to the size of a Georgia grape, is atrophying at an alarming rate.
Dr. Simon P. Sezafelli, 53, notes that the Trumptard has a condition that is known as Cesosinnada, which means that there is no brain present in the brain orifice.
Trump, who is as arrogant as shit, replied that with him having no brain, he is still smarter and more intelligenter (his exact word) than 98.9% of the American people.
The Doctor shook his head and muttered to himself, (probably that the sarcastic, self-centered douche bag is just way beyond helping).
SIDENOTE: Melania says that she has told Donaldo many times to see about getting a brain transplant from one of his alleged girlfriend’s, namely Marjorie Taylor Greene.
