Funny story: Melania Trump is Reportedly Considering a $4 Million Offer To Do a Nude Layout Spread In a National Mens Magazine

Melania Trump is Reportedly Considering a $4 Million Offer To Do a Nude Layout Spread In a National Mens Magazine

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency has just reported that the former first lady and wife of the Trumptard, has been approached about doing a layout in Playguy Magazine. A spokesperson for the adult mens magazine, Juanito F. D…

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Funny story: Manchester United Manager Withdraws Transfer Offer for Jesse Lingard After Learning He’s Already on Team

Manchester United Manager Withdraws Transfer Offer for Jesse Lingard After Learning He’s Already on Team

Manchester - Mauricio Pochettino, who recently joined Manchester United as manager, has been forced to reverse his first decision as the head man at the club, which was to buy attacking midfielder Jesse Lingard from West Ham United. Pochettino, wh…

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Funny story: Guatemala Reveals The Nation’s Most Nortorious Drug Cartel Hitwoman

Guatemala Reveals The Nation’s Most Nortorious Drug Cartel Hitwoman

GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala – (Satire News) – Guatemala’s El Platano News Agency has just revealed that one of the country’s most notorious hitmen is actually a hitwoman. El Plat reporter Paloma Bocalinda, actually spoke with the woman in question i…

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Funny story: Wanker suffers under the long arm of the law

Wanker suffers under the long arm of the law

Police swooped into a Wetherspoon's early this morning to arrest a male suspected of wanking in a public toilet that is marked Disabled Only. Police say after breaking the door down with brutal force they entered to find the man on his back with…

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Funny story: Mike Lindell Again Predicts His Company Will Be Reinstated by Better Business Bureau

Mike Lindell Again Predicts His Company Will Be Reinstated by Better Business Bureau

Minnesota - Pillow Company owner and Trumper conspiracy peddler Mike Lindell is sticking with his narrative that former President Donald Trump will soon be reinstated as President of the United States after he convinces the country and US Supreme Cou…

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Funny story: Ted Cruz Says Daughters Tricked Him Into Saying That January 6th Was a Violent Terrorist Insurrection

Ted Cruz Says Daughters Tricked Him Into Saying That January 6th Was a Violent Terrorist Insurrection

Washington - After he was lambasted by right wing commentator Tucker Carlson on Fox News for correctly pointing out that the January 6th violent right wing insurrection, fomented by President Trump to stop the vote count in Congress, was carried out…

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Funny story: A Pilot and Co-Pilot Get Into A Fist Fight In The Cockpit of A Jetliner At 30,000 Feet

A Pilot and Co-Pilot Get Into A Fist Fight In The Cockpit of A Jetliner At 30,000 Feet

SOMEWHERE OVER IOWA – (Satire News) – Sky Blue Airlines has just confirmed that two of their cockpit crew members did in fact get into an altercation while 30,000 feet up in the sky. An airline spokewoman, identified as Virginia Liliana Tippenkunt…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Begins To Hammer Trump

Joe Biden Begins To Hammer Trump

Well, it's about time. Trump has been spewing lies forever. Most recently, on the escalator ride down, followed by his Mexican tirade. Then, no one can forget the bone spur shenanigans. All lies. Too many to list. But the most recent: The 2020 electi…

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Funny story: Horny Trump Housewives Get Hot Over Ins'erection' Strippers

Horny Trump Housewives Get Hot Over Ins'erection' Strippers

TEXAS - Chippendale's male exotic dancers are booked solid with their new act, The 'Ins'erection' Strippers. "Man, you wouldn't believe how many horny Trump hags there are out there in the suburbs," told Butch Manly, the head of the Chippendale da…

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Funny story: God Suffers with Mental Health; Becomes Atheist

God Suffers with Mental Health; Becomes Atheist

Vatican - On Wednesday Pope Francis made a shocking statement of God's mental health. "I just don't believe in myself anymore." God is rumored to have said to his therapist. In addition to his recent self doubt God has been suffering with an…

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Funny story: Renowned Scientists And Fabulous Hairdressers Reveal The Truth; The Man-Bun Is Deadly!

Renowned Scientists And Fabulous Hairdressers Reveal The Truth; The Man-Bun Is Deadly!

Scientist from the U.S., Europe, and Oakville, Ontario, Canada have joined forces with their hairdressing counterparts to warn the world at large that the scourge of the 21st century, the dopey-looking, douchie hairstyle known as 'The Man-Bun' is not…

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