Funny story: Famous Sayings Updated For Our Modern Times

Famous Sayings Updated For Our Modern Times

(Original saying) I think, therefore I am. ( Updated saying) I stink, therefore I am pretty sure I still exist. That which does not kill us makes us stronger. That which does not kill us makes us really careful to avoid it the next time.

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Funny story: New Politically Correct Fashion Doll Has A Tramp Stamp, Piercings, and a Hormonal Imbalance

New Politically Correct Fashion Doll Has A Tramp Stamp, Piercings, and a Hormonal Imbalance

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Hasbrutha Toy Company, formerly Hasbro, has just introduced it's brand new Betsy Doll edition. A rep for the huge toy company, Agatha Milladilla, 42, stated that the latest doll, in keeping with being politically corr…

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Funny story: Prince Charles Gets His Vasectomy Reversed

Prince Charles Gets His Vasectomy Reversed

LONDON - (UK Satire) - In a move that has stunned most of the citizens of the United Kingdom Prince Charles, Prince of Wales has just gone to his urologist to get his vasectomy reversed. The 73-year-old, was asked by a reporter with The Bee's Knee…

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Funny story: Vice-President Kamala Harris Signs An $8 Million Contract With Converse Tennis Shoes

Vice-President Kamala Harris Signs An $8 Million Contract With Converse Tennis Shoes

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – One thing about being a US president or vice-president are the nice little monetary perks that come with the office. For example, President Abraham Lincoln sold the rights to his name to the Lincoln Logs Toy Comp…

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Funny story: The NFL’s First Transgender Cheerleader To Get Her Own TV Reality Show

The NFL’s First Transgender Cheerleader To Get Her Own TV Reality Show

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News)- Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleader Gayle Wunderlust has just signed a contract to star in her very own reality show. Savannah Stiletto with The Daily Max interviewed Miss Wanderlust and asked if she will still be an NFL ch…

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Funny story: Las Vegas Oddsmakers Say Beto O’Rourke Will Win In A Landslide Over Texas Governor Greg Abbott

Las Vegas Oddsmakers Say Beto O’Rourke Will Win In A Landslide Over Texas Governor Greg Abbott

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Great news for the decent, law-abiding, non-racist citizens of Texas is that the oddsmakers in Vegas have Beto O’Rourke of El Paso, clobbering Gov. Abbott of Hell! In the upcoming Texas governor’s race. O’Rourke who came v…

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