Famous Sayings Updated For Our Modern Times
(Original saying) I think, therefore I am. ( Updated saying) I stink, therefore I am pretty sure I still exist. That which does not kill us makes us stronger. That which does not kill us makes us really careful to avoid it the next time.
Read full storyNew Politically Correct Fashion Doll Has A Tramp Stamp, Piercings, and a Hormonal Imbalance
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Hasbrutha Toy Company, formerly Hasbro, has just introduced it's brand new Betsy Doll edition. A rep for the huge toy company, Agatha Milladilla, 42, stated that the latest doll, in keeping with being politically corr…
Read full storyPrince Charles Gets His Vasectomy Reversed
LONDON - (UK Satire) - In a move that has stunned most of the citizens of the United Kingdom Prince Charles, Prince of Wales has just gone to his urologist to get his vasectomy reversed. The 73-year-old, was asked by a reporter with The Bee's Knee…
Read full storyVice-President Kamala Harris Signs An $8 Million Contract With Converse Tennis Shoes
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – One thing about being a US president or vice-president are the nice little monetary perks that come with the office. For example, President Abraham Lincoln sold the rights to his name to the Lincoln Logs Toy Comp…
Read full storyThe NFL’s First Transgender Cheerleader To Get Her Own TV Reality Show
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News)- Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleader Gayle Wunderlust has just signed a contract to star in her very own reality show. Savannah Stiletto with The Daily Max interviewed Miss Wanderlust and asked if she will still be an NFL ch…
Read full storyLas Vegas Oddsmakers Say Beto O’Rourke Will Win In A Landslide Over Texas Governor Greg Abbott
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Great news for the decent, law-abiding, non-racist citizens of Texas is that the oddsmakers in Vegas have Beto O’Rourke of El Paso, clobbering Gov. Abbott of Hell! In the upcoming Texas governor’s race. O’Rourke who came v…
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