TUCSON, Arizona – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just broken the story that a man who admits to being an ex-member of the Al-Qaeda terrorist group has thrown his Balaclava (headgear) into the Tucson mayorial race.
Fasheed Yosheen Shaker, 41, an unemployed gynecologist, decided to run after 340 of his closest friends told him he has a damn good chance of winning.
BuzzFuzz senior writer Tafetta Kixx spoke with Mayor Regina Romero, and asked her what she thought about a terrorist possibly becoming Tucson’s new mayor.
The 47-year-old mayor, who is a proud and extremely attractive Democrat, responded by saying that Fasheed Yosheen Shaker will become the mayor of Tucson, when that asshole racist Trump goes one full day without telling one fucking lie, which is NEVER!
SIDENOTE: Information guru Andy Cohen revealed that the Al-Qaeda terrorist candidate received a campaign donation of $40,000 from Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene.
