Why I Didn’t Win The Noble Piece Prize, by Donald Trump

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 20 July 2021

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The 2020 Sore Loser Nobel Prize goes to Donald Trump.

After glancing at the title, Donald Trump’s editor immediately said no, after which Trump exploded. He immediately dismissed her and referred to her as a product of drumroll, “Fake news.”

His editor never had the opportunity to point out the spelling errors in the title. Certainly, he clearly understood the subject matter: he did not win the 2020 election. However, the title was as far as the editor could begin to critique.

Maybe it wasn't just the spelling errors in the title. General Milley wrote that Trump wanted to nuke Iran after he lost the 2020 election. Such an act would not promote any Peace Prize.

Barack Obama won the Noble Peace Prize before he became President, just because.

Whew, what a relief after eight years of George Bush.

Donald Trump wanted a Noble Peace Prize just because Barack Obama won one. “Anything Barack can do, I can do better….”

The judges may not share Trump’s confidence.

However, if a Nobel Prize were given to the greatest sore loser of 2020, Donald Trump would be a candidate. Or, plain outright win the Sore Loser Noble Prize.

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