PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) – Vox Populi reports that Trump has always been lawsuit happy. His sex therapist says that it stems from the fact that he has always felt underendowed in the dicky poo (cock) department.
The National Register of Lawsuit Filing notes that just in the past 25 years alone, DJT has filed a grand total of 2,902 lawsuits and the four latest include Google, Twitter, Facebook, and Jack-in-the-Box.
Regarding the fast foot franchise lawsuit, Trumptard claims that he appeared in a commercial for the Jack chain and he was not paid.
Well as Nancy Pelosi remarked upon hearing that “Welcome to the club you low-life, cheapskate, pumpkin-faced fibberino, as they say in Italia.”
Meanwhile Google, Twitter, and Facebook have all countersued and law pundits claim that Trump will lose and end up having to pay upwards of $18 million for wasting the court’s time.
In a Related Story. Stormy Daniels, Trump’s one-time spanker, told Kelly Ripa that she is getting ready to release around 20 photos of the Donaldo’s weird-as-hell shaped penis on Wikileaks.