Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Agreed To Star in Her Very Own Reality Show Titled “That Dishwater Blonde Bitch From Hell!”

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 24 July 2021

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NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The latest word coming out of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s filthy, bigoted mouth is that she has agreed to star in her very own reality show.

The show to be titled, “That Dishwater Blonde Bitch From Hell,” is set to premier on Halloween night (how effen appropriate).

The 49-year-old Taylor Greene was recently interviewed by Ling Chow Rangoon with the iRumors News Agency in the parking lot of a Walgreen’s Drug Store.

She was asked if she ever worries that someone may kidnap her and take her to some far-off locale like Laos, Ethiopia, or even Pisagovia.

She replied that she has never heard of Pisagovia. She was told that it’s located north of Lower Zamgalar and south of Upper Clitavakia.

She made an ugly face, which made her look even uglier than the bitch already is.

When asked if it’s true that her and fellow politician Matt “The Fat Gnat” Gaetz are dating, she remarked that she has never heard anyone call him by that name.

How about Matt “The Pervert?” Miss Rangoon asked.

Never.

How about Matt “The Sexual Predator?"

Nope.

Okay, moving on, is it true that you have a tattoo of a swastika on your bikini line, she was asked.

Marj picked up her “I Have The Hots For Donald Trump” T-shirt and showed her that yes, she does indeed have a tattoo with those very words.

She then took down her denim short shorts and her Judge Jeanine Pirro Designer string bikini panties, turned around and bent over, and showed Rangoon that she also has a tattoo on her ass that reads “Nancy Pelosi Can Kiss My Bi-Ass.”

And with that Miss Rangoon said, “Bye-Bye. See ya bitch.”

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