GUANTANAMO BAY, Cuba – (Satire News) – The largest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk,. Inc. has just purchased Guantanamo Bay Prison for $17.3 million.
Co-CEO’s Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk spoke with Ipso Facto News reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel and told her that they envision their new amusement park being the best and most elaborate amusement park on the entire planet.
It will include dozens of space-oriented rides including the exciting Uranus Unlimited Flying Fandango Flip.
Musk pointed out that they have hired the top executive away from Six Flags Inc, Walt Disney Attractions, and Mexico’s Parques Bonitos.
Bezos added that they are considering hiring the sumptuously stunning Sofia Vergara to be the official spokeswoman for the soon-to-be Bezos-Musk Land of Happy Happiness.
SIDENOTE. The park will reportedly have 19 free-standing fast food restaurants including McDonalds, Popeyes, Jack-in-the-Box, Whataburger, and Macho Paco’s Taco Casa.