Sofia Vergara To Portray Melania Trump In The Motion Picture “Be Best.”

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 17 July 2021

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In the interest of total accuracy, Sofia will get a bikini line tattoo of an Indian head nickel just like Melania's.

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily has just revealed that the Colombian bombshell actress, Sofia Vergara has just been signed to star in the Lion’s Face Pictures production of the bibliography of Melania Trump titled “Be Best.”

The R-rated movie will be filmed in association with Tri-Moon Films and will cover Melania’s childhood, going back to when at the age of 7, she was bitten by a hippo at a petting zoo in her hometown of Nova Vos, Yugoslavia, which is now Slovenia.

LaLaLand Daily reporter Macadamia Honeysuckle expressed how much Vergara looks, sounds, acts, smiles, and even eats like Melania Trump.

The film will also cover Melania’s days (and nights) as a lingerie model in Manhattan.

Vergara said that to prepare for the role, she read 4 books on Mrs. Trump, including Kathy Griffin’s best seller, “Run, Melania, Run Away From That Pussy-Grabbing Pervert.”

Melania told Miss Honeysuckle that she is thrilled that a stunningly sexy, and gorgeously attractive actress will be portraying her.

SIDENOTE: The film’s director stated that they have not chosen an actor to portray Donald Trump as of yet; but the choices have been narrowed down to Matthew McConaughey, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and comedian Carrot Top.

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