BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of Brooklyn state that hip hop artists Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion got into a knock-down, drag-out fight at a local McDonalds.
Dozens of eye witnesses stated that the two were sitting at a booth eating a super-sized family order of Chicken McNuggets when Minaj accused Thee Stallion of hogging the McNuggets.
Megan picked up her super-sized chocolate malt and she threw it at Nicki causing her to start sneezing uncontrollably.
Then Nicki reached in her purse and took out a stiletto knife and cut off a piece of Megan's dreadlocks, causing her to trip on her gigantic ass, and falling to the floor where the Mickey D’s patrons all saw that the big-butted black woman was not wearing any panties.
A white, elderly Karen-type lady in the next booth screamed out, “Oh no, mothereffers, I will never be able to un-see that Brillo-Pad-like sight!”
SIDENOTE: When police arrived they started to arrest the two brawlers, but when they saw that it was Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion they simply gave them a warning after getting both of their autographs.