AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – The world of women's golf is extremely excited as one of it’s former members has returned and caught the attention of the viewing public.
Paige Spiranac, the 28-year-old Colorado sexpot, is back and she is playing even better than ever.
She said that she took golfing lessons from golf legends Tiger Woods, Jack Nicklaus, and Lee Trevino.
Spiranac’s caddy, who won the job, over 79 caddies who applied for the job, remarked that not only is Paige a ravishingly gorgeous woman, but she has improved her golf game by 700%.
She recently won the San Antonio Women’s Invitational with an amazing score of 69.
Before that she won The Oskaloosa Open in Iowa, where she shot a 70.
Spiranac appeared on “The View” where she was asked by Whoopi Goldberg if she has a boyfriend.
The stunningly sexy blonde blushed and said that she loves men, and she certainly loves the heck out of sex, but right now, she pointed out, that she is so freakin' busy that she doesn’t even have time to give a guy a h*nd job.
SIDENOTE: The UCLA male student body recently overwhelmingly voted Paige, "The Lady Golfer We Would Most Like To Lay Down On The 19th Hole With."
