CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Experts in the weather field are extremely concerned after analytical computers have revealed that this year’s ninth named hurricane is predicted to strike Idaho.
Hurricane Ida has been forecast by 6 different hurricane predicting models to strike somewhere in the Pocatello-Idaho Falls area.
BuzzFuzz has reported that residents are already stocking up on bottled water, bottled beer, and baby bottles.
One CVS pharmacy in Baked Potato, Idaho, has already run out of condoms, tampons, and lipstick.
Several Idaho residents have said that they may leave the state and head over to California, which is known as The Earthquake Capital of the USA, The Wildfire Capital of the USA, The Mudslide Capital of the USA, and The Avocado Capital of the USA.
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