The Short, Short Journey

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 12 July 2021

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"Stop the noise, already!"

Retire the word journey. Please. Everything today is referred to as a journey. It isn’t. Surviving Covid-19 is not a journey. It’s survival. Going to the grocery store to purchase cat food is not a journey, it’s going to the grocery store.

A flight from San Francisco to London is not a journey, it’s a flight from San Francisco to London. So quit the journey for everything from changing diapers to getting a leg wax.

Another request. Why doesn’t Novak Djokovic drop the silent, D in his last name? His last name is pronounced Jokovic, so why not just drop the D? That D makes it Damn confusing.

Not only is his letter D confusing, but it's also a journey back to bad grades during grammar school. D grades were given to students with creative skills of all sorts. They were on their own kind of journey.

Finally, why is anyone listening to Donald Trump? He is slowly on a journey to prison for behavior before, during, and after the White House. He fudged on his taxes.

Who could have guessed? As Trump said, "Who knew it was wrong?"

He attempted to overturn an election, encouraged the riot at the Capitol, in addition, women have accused him of misconduct. Trump's journey is endless.

When did the US right to vote become a debate? Thousands have already died to secure that right. Why are Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy on a journey to destroy it?

Finally, a trip on Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic rocket is one okay journey.

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