San Antonio Spurs Assistant Coach Becky Hammon’s Bobble-Head Doll Is The NBA’s Biggest Seller

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 9 July 2021

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Many NBA players say that Becky knows more about the game of basketball than 91% of the NBA players.

CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – The world’s number one toy manufacture, the Hasbroken Toy Company, has just confirmed that the NBA’s top-selling bobble-head doll is Becky Hammon's, who is an assistant coach for Gregg Popovich of the San Antonio Spurs.

A company spokesperson said that her doll is even outselling the BHD’s of LeBron James, Kevin Durant, Stephen Curry, and Giannis Antetokounmpo.

When Sports Balls Illustrated contacted Miss Hammon and asked her for a comment, she remarked that she really wants to be known for being a fantastic NBA coach and not just for being a gorgeously sexy female.

She noted that she always dreamed of one day coaching in the NBA and having her very own bobble-head doll.

Becky, who has a great sense of humor, not to mention stunningly beautiful legs, replied her goals now are to become a head coach in the NBA, to win a national money lottery, and to get her own line of lipstick, which she’ll call Becky Hammon’s Double Dribble Dreamy Red.

SIDENOTE: Becky wants all NBA fans to know that the rumors that she is secretly dating Anderson Cooper are totally fabricated.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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