The Zimbabwean Mountain Climbing Team is The First to Climb Mt. Kilimanjaro Totally Naked

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 11 July 2021

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Donald Trump reportedly told North Korean leader Kim Jong-un that he's climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro at least six times.

TANZANIA, Africa – (Satire News) – England’s Tickety Boo News has just released a report that the world-famous Zimbabwean mountain climbing team has just become the first to reach the 19,341-foot summit while totally naked – aka 100% nude.

TBN’s Brompton Boxgrove said that he accompanied the naked climbers, and he has never seen a happier, prouder, more shivering group of climbers in his entire news reporting career.

Boxgrove stated that the team leader Gwando “Denzel” Masivingo noted that at times they almost felt like going back due to the fact that their pee-pees had shrunk beyond belief.

But he revealed (no pun intended) that the only female team member, the gorgeously sexy, Bikita Filabusi, insisted that size did not matter; since it was all about climbing the damn, effen mountain and not about engaging in a boinking session.

Meanwhile team member Matumbo Smith, divulged that he did not have the penis atrophy problem, since during the entire assent to the top, he was situated directly behind Miss Bikita.

SIDENOTE: The entire 8-member naked Zimbabwean mountain climbing team will be flying out to Los Angeles to appear on Prince Harry and Meagan Markle's TV talk show, "An Afternoon Delight With The Duke & The Duchess."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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