NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In one of the biggest mergers to come down the pike in a long time, two corporate giants Jet Blue and Apple will be merging.
BuzzFuzz reports that the new company will be known as Blue Apple and it will be headquartered in Blue Ball, Pennsylvania.
Reports are that three of the biggest stockholders in the new company are Tom Brady, Eva Longoria, and hip hop artist Yo Yo Afro Woke.
A spokesperson for the newly formed company says that all phones on all Blue Apple planes will be Apple phones ,and all Apple employees will fly on Blue Apple Airlines at a 90% discount.
SIDENOTE: The Chicago Wind newspaper stated that the first commercial for Blue Apple will appear on the Bravo Network’s reality show, “The Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.”