There were 217 spoof news stories published in July 2021. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
African Americans & Other Minorities Should Be Fitted With Body Cameras Say BLM
African Americans and other racial minorities across the United States should be equipped with body cameras in an attempt to combat the ever-increasing crimes committed against them by law enforcement officers. A spokesman for Black Lives Matter s…
Read full storyGolfing Beauty Paige Spiranac Returns To The Ladies PGA With Her Sizzling Hot Glam and Sex-Appeal
AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – The world of women's golf is extremely excited as one of it’s former members has returned and caught the attention of the viewing public. Paige Spiranac, the 28-year-old Colorado sexpot, is back and she is play…
Read full storyA Great White Shark is Spotted in the Canals of Venice, Italy
VENICE, Italy – (World News) – Scientists are puzzled-as-hell as to how the hell, a 16-foot great white shark ended up in the canals of Venice. The shark was seen by two different gondoliers who remarked that the shark looked exactly like the one…
Read full storyThe Washington Football Team, Formerly The Redskins, Tease Their Brand New Name
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Sports Satire) – According to The Sports Bet Gazette, there is no more troubled owner in the world of sports, than Daniel Marc Synder, owner of the Washington Football Team, formerly known as The Washington Redskins. Snyder has…
Read full storyBezos-Musk Inc. Wants To Buy Manchester United
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The largest company in the entire world, Bezos-Musk, Inc., has just made an offer to purchase England’s most popular football team (soccer in the US), the Manchester United Red Devils. Jeff Bezos said that althoug…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Is Pregnant?!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Tucker Carlson and Maria Bartiromo are both reporting that the most disruptive individual to ever set foot in D.C. is with child. Carlson said that he heard it from Sean Hannity, who heard it from Ann Coulter, wh…
Read full storyDonald “The Amazing Golfer” Played 18 Holes and He Said He Shot a 62
AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – Donald Trump recently told one of his girlfriends that he has never enjoyed playing golf more than now that he doesn’t have the added stress of having to run the country. Maria (Bartiromo) commented that she ha…
Read full storyRussia and China Are Planning on Jointly Invading Japan
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – Word has leaked out of the Kremlin that two of the world’s super powers are finalizing plans to invade Japan. A Kremlin insider, who would only give his initials X.V.Z, told BuzzFuzz that Russia and China are in serious ne…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Denies The Lesbian Rumors
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz was the first news agency to report that the former first daughter, Ivanka Trump, was allegedly caught making out with a very attractive, much younger woman in Central Park. The individual who claims to have se…
Read full storyNicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion Get Into An Altercation In a McDonalds– And It Ain't Pretty!
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of Brooklyn state that hip hop artists Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion got into a knock-down, drag-out fight at a local McDonalds. Dozens of eye witnesses stated that the two were sitting at a b…
Read full storyPETA Demands That Mexico Immediately Stop It’s Bullfights, Cockfights, and Burrofights
CHICAGO – (Sports News) – PETA has tried for years to stop the famous Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain – to no avail. They have tried to stop kangaroo fights in Australia – to no avail. And they’ve tried – unsuccessfully to stop turtle b…
Read full storyUS visitors to the Belgian 'Battle of the Bulge' museum in Bastogne start battling their own 'Bulges!'
After a visit to the fascinating museum in Bastogne, Belgium, dedicated to one of the most horrendous battles of WW2, many visitors after leaving the place stare at their own 'Bulges' and feel quite guilty, especially US visitors! During their vis…
Read full storyWhere Is Prince Harry’s Daughter?
The Sussex’s made the announcement, showed the bump, said it was going to be a girl, then said that their daughter was born, gave the daughter a name, so where is this mystery child? Sort of like their Netflix deal. It started with the gigantic…
Read full storyThe Worldwide Olympic Federation Has Banned The Entire Belgian Olympic Team
TOKYO – (Satire News) – Bad news has hit Belgium’s Olympic team. After a 72-hour investigation, it was determined that several members of the team smuggled in several packages of illegal Brussels Sprouts. One of the guilty athletes tried to say…
Read full storyWoman files civil suit over slapping
Apparently not being aware of the latest enforceable laws, Andrea Johnson of Sudbury was quite shocked after being slapped "very hard" across the face by longtime acquaintance Betty Dandeneau. As it happens Dandeneau was quite aware of the new leg…
Read full storySenator Lindsey Graham Denies That He Is Considering Having Sexual Reassignment Surgery
TRINIDAD, Colorado – (Satire News) – GOP Senator, and one of Trump’s top 3 ass kissers was recently spotted in Trinidad, Colorado. The city is noted for being the “Sex Change” capital of the United States. BuzzFuzz learned that in just the pas…
Read full storyDonald Trump Tells Sean Hannity That Marjorie Taylor Greene Is a Perfect Example of a “Butterface”
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that the former inhabitant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, snuck into The City That Never Sleeps to make a special live guest appearance on "The Sean Hannity Show." While on the show he was asked w…
Read full storyMeghan McCain Has Been Fired By “The View”
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Well it’s finally official, the GOP mouthpiece, Meghan McCain will no longer make her incendiary political comments on the long running talk show “The View.” An insider, who spoke on condition of anonymity, stated t…
Read full storyA Pensacola Woman Swears That Her Gigantastic 44-DDDDDDD Tits Are 100% Real
PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – A woman, who resides in Pensacola, recently told Pensacola’s ABC Affiliate Channel 44, that her size 44-DDDDDDD tits are positively 100% natural. Hilda Brisquette, who is an unemployed prostitute told Channel 4…
Read full storyA Providence Pervert Flashes 6 Nuns – One of Them Bites His Tally Whacker Off
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island – (Satire News) – A well-know pervert, who has been hanging around the downtown area of Providence for years, finally met his match yesterday afternoon. The perv who is the city’s most prolific flasher was standing on Ives…
Read full storyElon Musk Has Just Purchased The Planet Saturn
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – NASA has just announced that after an intense round of negotiations, they have agreed to sell the planet Saturn to Elon Musk. Musk had been trying to purchase the Ringed Planet since October, 13, of 2016. A spoke…
Read full storyDanish Cheese Stinks
A tiny EU nation stuck above North Germany, home to Legoland, a naked mermaid, and Peter Schmeichel, is causing quite a stir across the North Sea. Those residing on the outer-periphery of EU unification are about to be invaded by something that ca…
Read full storyDundee man discovers secret of moonwalking
Dundee man Hamish McWhizz shot to internet fame recently after his spectacular moonwalking videos gained popularity on streaming platforms such as Twatch and ImATube. He is now set to perform his dance routine on a nationwide tour, taking in as high…
Read full storyStormy Daniels Reveals That Donald Trump’s Woodies Were Nothing To Write Home About
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – After years of keeping quiet, Stormy Daniels has finally revealed lots of interesting tidbits about her clandestine affair with Donald Johnny Trump alias “Pee Pee Boy.” Daniels told Boom Boom News Reporter Hacienda Fi…
Read full storyMcDonald’s In An Effort To Lure Employees Offers Them Free Uber Rides To and From Work Plus Free Unlimited Big Macs
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The dreaded Coronavirus shut down lots of businesses and now that most have reopened they are finding that they are having a hard time filling the positions; even at McDonalds. The corporate heads at Mickey D’s say that e…
Read full storyDonald Trump Files Lawsuits Against Google, Twitter, Facebook, and Jack-in-the-Box
PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) – Vox Populi reports that Trump has always been lawsuit happy. His sex therapist says that it stems from the fact that he has always felt underendowed in the dicky poo (cock) department. The National Register of…
Read full storyWeather Experts Are Predicting That Hurricane Ida Will Hit Idaho
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Experts in the weather field are extremely concerned after analytical computers have revealed that this year’s ninth named hurricane is predicted to strike Idaho. Hurricane Ida has been forecast by 6 different hurricane p…
Read full storyMexico Has Decided To Legalize Marijuana
MEXICO CITY – (Satire News) – According to Bravo Network information guru, Andy Cohen, the Republic of Mexico has decided to legalize the sale and purchase of marijuana. A spokesperson for the nation south of the USA stated that after hiring a dru…
Read full storySo Putin Made A Secret Deal That Got Trump Into The White House?
What? Trump and Putin were in cahoots? The lovefest was for real and not for reel? Did Trump trade democracy for communism? If he traded one for the other, does that make Trump a traitor? Not so fast. According to secretly released Kremlin doc…
Read full storyA Male Robot Doll Physically Assaults a Female Robot Doll
GESUNDHEIT, Germany – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of the Sauerkraut Experimental Lab #7, have confirmed that the rumor that a male robot doll assaulted a female robot doll are in fact true. A spokesperson for the lab, when asked about th…
Read full storyResearchers Prove That Eating Brazil Nuts Will Not Cause Your Balls To Shrink
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The International Research Institute based in Chicago, after years of research studies, has finally determined that eating Brazil Nuts will not cause a male’s gonads (balls) to atrophy (shrink). Dr. Jonas Pigginvelli, 83,…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz Are Officially Dating
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has broken the political-romantic scoop that Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene are officially “An Item.” Carolina Chipotle with BPT spoke with Taylor Greene and she was told by the dishwat…
Read full storyMcDonalds To Introduce Ostrich McNuggets
CHICAGO – (Satire News) - The biggest fast food restaurant in the entire world has just informed the eating public that they are getting ready to introduce their lates menu item. Mickey D’s spokeswoman Bodega Trixweather, 38, said that after 8 mo…
Read full storyThey Drank Trump’s Kool-Aid And Now They Are Dying
Donald Trump said the Coronavirus was like the flu. No need to wear a mask or get a vaccination. Vaccines aren’t safe. The virus will be gone by the summer when the weather gets warmer. Drink a shot of Lysol or Clorox instead. Like the poisoned Ko…
Read full storyCalifornia’s Most Popular Nude Resort, Rancho Genitalia, Has Been Sold For $37.4 Million
BIRTHDAY SUIT, California – (Satire News) – The most famous nude resort in the nation has just been sold for an amazing $37.4 million. Rancho Genitalia, which is located just north of Tarzana, was originally built in April of 2013, by Playboy Mag…
Read full storyThe Cracks In The Statue of Liberty’s Arms Are Going To Have To Be Repaired At A Tremendous Cost
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The city of New York hired an independent statue inspecting team to totally give the Statue of Liberty, what they call in the business, an intimate physical exam. The inspecting team took 8 days to totally check out…
Read full storyBezos-Musk Inc. To Buy Guantanamo Bay Prison and Turn it Into The World's Largest Amusement Park
GUANTANAMO BAY, Cuba – (Satire News) – The largest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk,. Inc. has just purchased Guantanamo Bay Prison for $17.3 million. Co-CEO’s Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk spoke with Ipso Facto News reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel and…
Read full storyDonald Trump Spotted Having Lunch At a McDonalds In Boston
BOSTON – (Satire News) – Patrons at a McDonalds, near the Bunker Hill Monument were shocked to see the former president having lunch, and all by himself. An elderly couple that was visiting from Pomona, California, said that they could not believe…
Read full storyBezos-Musk Inc., To Build The State-of-the-Art BM Cybertruck
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The iNews Agency has confirmed that Bezos-Musk, Inc., has signed a contract with the Super Space Corporation to build the most advanced truck in the world. The BM Cybertruck was designed by a first-rate team of scientific…
Read full storyNancy Poozleosi, Kamala Cackleosi And Joe Sleepleosi: The Three Stooges Of The Apocalypse
BILLINGSGATE POST: Larry, Moe and Curly they ain’t. Although at times their slapstick behavior could easily qualify them to take on the mantle of The Three Stooges. With her sunken eyes and penchant for premium ice cream, Nancy Poozleosi most clos…
Read full storyMob-connected goose seeking revenge on well-meaning medics
A staff member at a Cape Cod's Wildlife Center recently noticed Arnold, a goose who had developed a noticeable limp. He and some co-workers Canada Goose, set a trap and ambushed Arnold, bringing him to the Cape Cod Wildlife Center for an exam and tre…
Read full storySong - One Tin Astronaut
(To be sung to the melody of “One Tin Soldier”) Listen children to a story That was told not long ago ‘Bout a rich guy on a mountain And his workers far below. On the mountain was a treasure Where the white guy paid no tax ‘Cause our tax law…
Read full storyNorth Korea’s Olympic Basketball Team Coached By Dennis Rodman Wallops The Russian Team
TOKYO – (Sports Satire) – In an exhibition game that was played before 2,000 cardboard cut-out fans, Kim Jong-un’s North Korean team soundly defeated Russian President Vlady Putin’s Russian team 117-61. The little guys from North Korean, who are t…
Read full storySan Antonio Spurs Assistant Coach Becky Hammon’s Bobble-Head Doll Is The NBA’s Biggest Seller
CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – The world’s number one toy manufacture, the Hasbroken Toy Company, has just confirmed that the NBA’s top-selling bobble-head doll is Becky Hammon's, who is an assistant coach for Gregg Popovich of the San Antonio Spurs.
Read full storyInspectors Find Over 17,000 Cracks In The Great Wall of China
SHANGHAI, China - (World Satire) – Inspectors with Ireland’s Green Leprechaun Building & Wall Inspecting Company have finished their 4-month inspection of the 13,171-mile-long Great Wall of China. And they have informed the Chinese government…
Read full storyA Meteor The Size of Puerto Rico is Headed For Arizona
PHOENIX – (Satire News) - Boom Boom News has just informed the public, that NASA has revealed that a humongous meteor the size of Puerto Rico is scheduled to hit Arizona at 3:15 am on the morning of September 13, 2021. Renee Rittafax, a spokeswoma…
Read full storyWho Stole Trump’s Audience?
Maybe he could get a few people while standing on an orange crate at Hyde Park corner. However, his audience numbers are dwindling in the US. Like a hot air balloon, finally running out of hot air and slowly, quietly descending to earth, the ride is…
Read full storyThe World Might Be Dreaming Of A Variant Christmas
The saying goes: It came back and bit him in the rear. This could apply to someone who ignores good advice, makes a mistake, and ends up in serious trouble. Dumb, dumb, dumb! I should have, could have, would have listened. It seems millions…
Read full storyThe US Bureau of Weather Has Just Condemned Death Valley Because of The Extreme Heat
DEATH VALLEY, California – (Satire News) – In an unprecedented decision, the US Bureau of Weather has just issued a directive condemning Death Valley. A spokeswoman for the USBW, stated that with the daily temperatures hitting the 160s, the agency…
Read full storySOS from Jon Taffer and Bar Rescue
The timing was perfect. Jon Taffer, star of Bar Rescue, had just launched into his customary rant aimed at another fledgling proprietor when he got the surprise of his life. Rick Regan and crew entered the scene on behalf of Reality Fix to turn the t…
Read full storyRussian President Vladimir Putin Has Revealed That Russia Is In The Process of Annexing Norway
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – The Kremlin Voice has issued a statement stating that President Vladimir Putin is finalizing plans to annex the Scandinavian country of Norway. Reports are that Norway is resisting, but after the Norwegian senate was shown…
Read full storyA Member of The Taliban Found Working At a Jack-in-the-Box Drive-Thru Window In Baltimore
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – The FBI has reported that they have just captured the infamous Taliban director of covert external operations. FBI Agent Thurman W. Glassmaker, informed the news media that Abu Bak Fu Mufumi, 31, has been sailing under…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Is Very, Very Depressed Because Her Daddy Will Soon Be Wearing An Orange Jumpsuit
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – A Trump insider has expressed that Donald Trump’s favorite offspring, is in an extremely depressed state. The close family friend said that he’s known Ivanka for 33 years, ever since she was a little girl of 6. He not…
Read full storyNude Photos of Donald Trump Surface In The Bronx – No One Views Them
THE BRONX, New York – (Satire News) – A member of Democrat turncoat Joe Manchin's staff, has reportedly received 87 naked photos of the former “Golfer-In-Chief,” Donald John Trump. The photos have been authenticated by the reputable authenticating…
Read full storyThe Short, Short Journey
Retire the word journey. Please. Everything today is referred to as a journey. It isn’t. Surviving Covid-19 is not a journey. It’s survival. Going to the grocery store to purchase cat food is not a journey, it’s going to the grocery store. A fligh…
Read full storyA Woman Rides A Mechanical Bull For An Amazing 55 Seconds!
FORT WORTH, Texas – (Satire News) – Fort Worth’s infamous Buckaroo Bar & Grill was the scene of The 40th Annual Mechanical Bull Riding Championship. Male and female contestants competed from as far off as Cheyenne, Wyoming, Topeka, Kansas, and…
Read full storyCrocodiles Discovered In New Mexico
PAPOOSE RATTLE, New Mexico – (Satire News) – A reporter with Boom Boom News has just commented that he and his camerman recently came across three adult crocodiles, a toddler croc, and a baby croc in the Hot Flash Desert of southern New Mexico. Th…
Read full storyMcDonald’s Latest New Menu Food Item Is An Astounding Hit!
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Corporate officials with McDonalds took the suggestion from San Francisco native, VP Kamala Harris and they have added a new menu item, which has gone through the roof. The vice-president, who says she eats an average of…
Read full storyBob Baffert’s Amazing Race Horse “Global Warming” Easily Wins The Georgia Galloping Derby For His 8th Straight Victory
ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – One of the most amazing thoroughbred race horses to ever hit the race tracks is two-year-old Global Warming. The horse is owned and trained by the living legend horse trainer Bob Baffert, who is consider…
Read full storyTo be 'Pinged' or not to be 'Pinged' that is not the question, especially in the UK!
Technology, modern science, and communication systems have taken the human race to new limits of not knowing what the fuck is going on around them, especially in the UK, led by its incompetent, bumbling, scatty PM! The latest trend, after 'Freedum…
Read full storyDon’t Say it, MOFO! Banned-Assed Words from the Brandeis Banana Factory
The earnest and slightly lunatic young scholars of Brandeis University have published an annotated list of “oppressive” and “offensive” words that will be banned on campus and in all student communications media. This list, the student publication no…
Read full storyDear Auntie Spoof: "Where can I buy a mask for me?" by Xenomorph Mavis Davidson
Hello, Mavis Davidson here. You may remember me from my starring role in Alien, Aliens, Aliens 3, Aliens 4, Alien Ressurection (the one with Winona Ryder) and other cinematic delights. I had a starring role in Tremors 7, and you sometimes see me i…
Read full storyProposed law will require ugly people to wear masks
The latest bill being worked through US halls of congress includes a little known stipulation that will requires ugly people to cover up at all times when outside of their homes. Representative Jonathan Barnes, (R) OH says he's "very optimistic"…
Read full storyThe Boston Red Sox Have Finally Settled With The Streaker Who Was Beaten, Tased, and Pepper Sprayed
BOSTON – (Sports Satire) – The Red Sox organization has informed the public that the lawsuit which was filed by a fan who ran onto the field during the 7th inning stretch of a Red Sox-White Sox game back in 2019, has been settled out of court. Eig…
Read full storyA List of 10 Rejected Reality TV Shows
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Some of the reasons why the following reality television shows did not make it onto the television viewing schedule, range from use of an unusually large amount of effen expletives, to the reality show actors and actresses…
Read full storyThe Milwaukee Bucks Led by Giannis Antetokounmpo Are The NBA Champs!
MILWAUKEE – (Sports Satire) – Well it took them 50 years, but the Bucks are once again the basketball champions of the world. And the people at the Wheaties Cereal Company are working 24/7 putting out those cereal boxes with the likeness of the Fi…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck to Star in the R-Rated Remake of “Pretty Woman”
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole has just announced that Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, known as Bennifer, have just signed to star in the remake of the Tri-Moon Films production of “Pretty Woman.” A sp…
Read full storyThe San Francisco Giants Fire Their Bat-Boy
SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball has announced that they will be conducting an intensive investigation regarding the firing of the bat boy for the San Francisco Giants. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx broke the story of littl…
Read full storyCompanies starting to email people again
Although they have forgotten about you completely for the past 16 months, companies are starting to email you again. 'It was quite a shock' said Brian Asshat 'The organisation I used to volunteer at before lock-down has sent me an email, asking me…
Read full storyPension Plan Wants Plug Pulled; Retiree, 120, Brain-Dead 30 Years
In an appeal to the state supreme court, the California Public Employees Retirement System - CALPERS - seeks to overturn a lower court ruling that prohibits removal of the life-prolonging plug from the electric circuit that has kept a brain-dead 120-…
Read full storyFirm announces new redesign to their gun toys to be more realistic for American kids
The famous toy company that makes fake guns Twerf™ just announced a new redesign for its new models specially made to American kids. "We are excited to show for the first time our redesign to the popular Twerf Guns. Kids don't like fake guns anymo…
Read full story10 Things That Donald Trump Says He’s Done
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Everyone agrees that there is no one in the history of the civilized world who has uttered more lies than the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington D.C., Donald Johnny Trump. The latest number ac…
Read full storyDear Auntie Spoof: "Can we trust Henry the Hoover?" by Mr Ray Ving
Hello, Mr Ray Ving here again, tackling all of the important issues of the day. Can we trust Henry the Hoover? With his smiling face, upbeat colours and way of being helpful around the house, is he really all that he seems to be? I mean,…
Read full storyHousing Crisis in Heaven; Homeless Camps Growing; Pandemic Blamed
Heaven, From Pearly Gate No. 5. Woof Bluster with a SINful report for Spoof Interplanetary News. The situation on Oro Street worsened this week as tents and sleeping bags of the homeless spread over several blocks between the fifth Pearly Gate and St…
Read full storyWhy I Didn’t Win The Noble Piece Prize, by Donald Trump
After glancing at the title, Donald Trump’s editor immediately said no, after which Trump exploded. He immediately dismissed her and referred to her as a product of drumroll, “Fake news.” His editor never had the opportunity to point out the spel…
Read full storyGod asks Marcus Rashford for help
England soccer star and all-round top bloke Marcus Rashford has been contacted by God, asking him why he has become so popular. The Manchester United striker and child poverty campaigner received an email out of the blue from the almighty one, ask…
Read full storySean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Greg Gutfeld Are Fined By The FCC
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of The State TV Building are saying that old man Rupert Murdoch, who owns the Fox Network is fit to be tied. A source whose office is next to his, reported that the 90-year-old geezer is angrier t…
Read full storyDonald Trump Attends a Boxing Match In Las Vegas And Is Angrily Booed By Tens of Thousands of Boxing Fans
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – According to the Balls News Agency, it appears that one Donald Johnny Trump is finally realizing that tens of millions of people hate him as much as they hate Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Joe Manchin, and the king o…
Read full storyBig Pharma Demands That People Stop Calling It Big Pharma
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The word coming out of the headquarters of several marjor pharmaceutical companies is that they want people to stop referring to them as Big Pharma. An executive with Pizer said that when individuals hear the name Big Ph…
Read full storyThe Houston Astros Have Just Hired The Sexiest, Most Beautiful Director of Security in All of Sports
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – After gunfire erupted at a Washington Nationals – San Diego Padres game, many Major League Baseball teams are stepping up their security measures. The Houston Astros have just hired former Navy Seal Tiffany Vagaselli to…
Read full storyApple and Jet Blue To Merge
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In one of the biggest mergers to come down the pike in a long time, two corporate giants Jet Blue and Apple will be merging. BuzzFuzz reports that the new company will be known as Blue Apple and it will be headquart…
Read full storyLots of Cleveland Indian Fans Hate The Team’s New Name
CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – Sporting Chance Magazine has confirmed the fact that many fans of the Cleveland Indians do not like the team’s new name. Hercules Confetti with SCM said he spoke to Elroy Guzzintillo, 93, who has been an Indians fan f…
Read full storySofia Vergara To Portray Melania Trump In The Motion Picture “Be Best.”
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily has just revealed that the Colombian bombshell actress, Sofia Vergara has just been signed to star in the Lion’s Face Pictures production of the bibliography of Melania Trump titled “Be Best.” The R-rated…
Read full storyPutin Hails Faster Russian Air Power, But Can It Put Bread On Russian Tables?
Putin hails superior Russian airpower by unveiling a new plane, but can it put bread on Russian tables? You might as well roll out a dancing bear and say, “See what we got?” Big so what? “See what we got?" Or, we can blow up any part of the world…
Read full storyEver wonder why golfers dress like amateur clowns? Here you go!
In the 1880’s, Jefferson Howard was the 42-year-old son of a freedman who had made a name for himself as a chic fashion designer among the well-to-do. Jefferson was a good-natured soul, grateful for his station in life. He had established himself as…
Read full storyDonald Trump Begs The Pope To Please Help Keep Him Out of Prison
PALM BEACH, Florida – - (Satire News) - Reports out of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago mansion state that he is beginning to feel the heat from all of his illegal shenanigans committed throughout the past decades. iRumors reported that he is so scared about go…
Read full storyThe Trump Gang Escaping To Afghanistan
Since the United States moved out of Afghanistan, the Trump gang (family and advisors) will escape to Afghanistan. The Trump family plan to erect several Trump Tower apartment buildings, hotels, and golf courses. The Green Zone, now abandoned, will b…
Read full storyThe Zimbabwean Mountain Climbing Team is The First to Climb Mt. Kilimanjaro Totally Naked
TANZANIA, Africa – (Satire News) – England’s Tickety Boo News has just released a report that the world-famous Zimbabwean mountain climbing team has just become the first to reach the 19,341-foot summit while totally naked – aka 100% nude. TBN’s B…
Read full storyTom Brady Says That Trump Just Needs To Go Away and Stay There
TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) – One of the greatest NFL quarterbacks of all-time recently sat down and spoke with Dottie Bazooka of Sports Balls Illustrated. Brady talked about how he is 99.8% certain that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will make it to th…
Read full storyNo Longer Mine Is Bigger, It’s Mine Goes Higher
Bezos, Branson, and Musk are in altitude competition. Musk already made it to the International Space Station and back, but now he and the two other billionaires aim at commercial flights for deep-pocket customers. Editor’s note: Boring Reply:…
Read full storyNSA Leaker Posts Raw Transcripts of Intercepted Tucker Carlson Conversation
Leaker’s Note: This obviously coded conversation was picked up in a secure railway location, in an area prohibited to the public. The speakers are being sought for questioning. Tucker Carlson has issued a statement denying that he knows these individ…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Has Agreed To Star in Her Very Own Reality Show Titled “That Dishwater Blonde Bitch From Hell!”
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The latest word coming out of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s filthy, bigoted mouth is that she has agreed to star in her very own reality show. The show to be titled, “That Dishwater Blonde Bitch From Hell,” is set to pre…
Read full storyBiden/Harris Administration Forced To Let Biden Go
The Harris Administration held a presser at the White House today, to discuss the parting of ways between Joe Biden, and the now defunct Biden/Harris Administration. Months of back door discussions between then VP Harris, common sense, and James…
Read full storyBritney Spears Devastated That She Now Needs Her Father's Permission To Pee
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Britney Spears told Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors that it seems like her conservatorship case has been dragging on since El Poopooluna volcano erupted 13 miles south of Tijuana, Mexico several years ago. She noted tha…
Read full storyMelania Trump Says That Donaldo Is So Worried About Going To Prison That He Only Sleeps 25 Minutes a Night
MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – The former first lady and proponent of the “Be Best” movement recently spoke with CNN’s Anderson Cooper in The George Corley Wallace Commemorative Bedroom at Mar-a-Lago. She told him that he is without a doubt…
Read full storyVP Kamala Harris Reveals Why She Refuses To Visit Alabama
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – VP Kamala Harris was in Brooklyn speaking before The Italian-American Coalition of Pizza Restaurant Owners. She has always loved eating pizza, so when the opportunity to travel to Brooklyn, and get to taste the different…
Read full storyThe Universe Apologizes for 689 Million Who Still Live in Poverty Worldwide
Associated Press--Details leaked out today that at a support group for anger management for deities, one of its attendees, the Universe, was heard to admit while tearing up that he was “so sorry” for the 689 million people worldwide who still live in…
Read full storyMelania Trump and Ivanka Trump Are Fighting Like Cats and Dogs
PALM SPRINGS, Florida – (Satire News) – An insider reports that the sparks are flying far and wide inside the Trump compound known as Mar-a-Lago. The source said that two Secret Service agents had to physically separate the wife and eldest daught…
Read full storyA Waco Woman Receives The World’s First Vagina Transplant
Detroit – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz is reporting that the world’s first successful vagina transplant has just been performed at Our Lady of The Stimulus Package Hospital in Detroit, Michigan. Dr. Finston P. Procksock, III, performed the 9-hour and…
Read full storyThe United States Has Just Leased A Military Air Force Base in The Ukraine
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Chicago Wind newspaper has just revealed that the Ukraine has agreed to lease one of its military air force bases to the U.S. Ukrainian General Dinipro Visachenko stated that the deal will not cost the Americ…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez Says She Wants To Have Ben Affleck’s Baby
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – A friend who is very close to Jennifer Lopez told Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle that J.Lo has fallen head-over-heels in love with Ben Affleck (again). The 51-year-old ‘Jenny from the block’ says that Ben h…
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