Donald Trump Urges Republicans Not To Vote?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 14 October 2021

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"This is how I see it. Don't vote and we win."

Donald Trump's life choices prove he wasn't the brightest kid in his class, but urging Republicans not to vote? That is like a gift of gold to the Democrats. Hey Wharton, do you still claim him as a graduate? What are you teaching your students?

Notice, Democrats aren't yelling: "Republicans, please, please vote. If you don't vote, we will win. If we win, then we won't be accused of bringing a checkerboard to a knife fight or a spatula to a suicide pact or bubble-bath to a nuclear blitz."

Democrats are the lovable, likable losers, the bridesmaid of politics. Or they are sacrificial lambs who show up, get slaughtered, and never win.

However, Donald Trump has a point to prove about rigged elections, and he's about to cut off his nose to spite his face. He is trying to prove elections are fake by not voting.

It's the biggest lie. "See what happens when you don't vote? You lose! Case closed."

Not too smart.

With Trump's four year stay in the White House, small wonder the United States didn't swirl into a downward spinning whirlpool, and join the lost continent of Atlantis.

Magic that the United States still prevails!

What did the U.S. do right?

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