Alien Alan Smith was hurt when he realised that no one has noticed his spaceship, as he hovered over the earth for twenty minutes.
'I travelled a fair way to get here, I mean it would have taken you, Earthlings decades, but I did it in an hour, but even so, as I floated over your planet no-one noticed me'.
Alan hadn't realised that his Sat Nav was on the blink, and he was actually over the Atlantic Ocean.
'Ok, I don't have windows in the ship, and I can't see where I am, or where I am going, but even so, I made the special trip, and there were no drunk people around to film me. I will have to come back next week, and make sure that I am floating over New York or somewhere won't I? It means I will have to take some time off from my important job though'.
Alan is an accountant for a small city estate agent. When he is not there, everyone else is a lot happier.
