Kim Jong-un Says That Just Thinking About Marjorie Taylor Greene Gives Him a Boner

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 17 October 2021

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Kim Jong-un's sister Kim Yo-jong is the only person on earth who can get away with calling him "Fat Boy."

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency reports that President Kim Jong-un has fallen head-over-heels in love with Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Word out of North Korea is that the Kimster, as BFF Dennis Rodman calls him, told his sister, Kim Yo-jong, that out of all of the American women, there is no one who can give him a quicker and harder erection than the sexy-as-hell Taylor Greene (his words).

Kim Yo-jong, who can definitely get away with saying this, told her fat-challenged brother that he really needs to make an appointment to see an optometrist as soon as possible.

Kim Jong-un reportedly became very angry and he told his sister that MTG is a vision of sheer beauty and femininity.

Kim Yo-jong, started laughing like hell and replied, “In what FUCKING universe bro???”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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