DU FUK WAH, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Cambodia’s national news agency, Jungle Time News, has just reported that King Norodom Sihamoni, 68, and his American trophy wife, Betty Sue, 27, of Alligator Nuts, Florida, are extremely happy.
JTN has announced that bamboo has just passed up lipstick and Ramen as that country’s number one export.
It is widely believed that the kingdom, formerly known as Kampuchea, produces more bamboo than Laos, Thailand, Viet Nam, and Detroit combined.
King Sihamoni is especially pleased as he has just signed a trade deal with President Biden to ship bamboo to the United States in return for frisbees, baseball cards, auto parts, M&M’s, and tampons.
