HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Dancing With The Stars kicked off season number 30, with the show’s very first same-sex dancing duo.
You Tube star JoJo Siwa, who is lesbionic, is paired with DWTS pro Jenna Johnson, wife of Val Chmerkovskiy. And the four judges have been giving JoJo and Jenna the best marks.
Tabloid Today reporter Cheyenne Patio says that Siwa, the 18-year-old former star of such cable shows as “Dance Moms,” “Dance Aunts,” and Dance Kiddoes” is not only one of the youngest contestants to ever appear on DWTS, but she is also one of the best and most popular.
The feisty little blonde assumes the male role in her dance numbers with Jenna assuming the female role.
Miss Patio says that JoJo and Jenna are the odds-on-favorites to win this year’s Dancing With The Stars competition.
Siwa has just recently released a line of her own hairbows, toe-less socks, and string bikini thong panties with pictures of woodchucks, badgers, and beavers.
SIDENOTE: When asked by Patio what she thinks about Jenna, JoJo replied that Jenn has taught her a lot, not only about dancing, but about cooking kangaroo dishes, sewing her own bras, applying make up, and even French kissing.
