The List of Top 10 Pet Products That Were Quickly Axed

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 8 October 2021

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All of the animals shown above are rescue pets. (Photo courtesy of Rico Chorizo).

JOLIET, Illinois – (Satire News) – The American Society For The Prevention of Cruelty to Animals has just released a list of ten pet products that went on the market, and were almost instantly taken off the market for this reason or that.


1. Preparation H For Cats
2. Lipstick For Goldfish
3. Condoms For Pet Rabbits
4. Woodpecker Headache Pills
5. Calcium Suppositories For Parrots
6. Styling Gel For Pigs
7. Hearing Aids For Roosters
8. Birth Control Pills For Mice
9. IUD’s For Kangaroos (Only Sold in Australia)
10. Botox Injections For Bloodhounds

The ASPCA would like to thank VP Kamala Harris for helping in the compiling of this list.

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