MAR-a-Lago – (Satire News) – Many political experts, pundits, and reporters all agree that 15-year-old Barron Trump may end up having more sense than all the other Trumpers including Donald Jonathan, Ivanka, Don Jr, and Eric.
Barron has recently started dating a black girl, who he says is the prettiest girl he has ever seen.
Melania absolutely loves the young girl, named Quantaneesha Apple.
The former first lady said “Dees blackish girl, she has gots dee mostest cuteyest deempulls dat I has eber, eber seened.”
Meanwhile Trump The Chump (Donald Jonathan) has said behind closed doors that he really thinks that young Barron is just amazed at the fact that she knows the words to over 700 of the latest hip hop and rap songs.
SIDENOTE: One of Barron's teachers said he told him that ever since he and Quani have been dating his favorite genre of music has gone from heavy metal to hip hop.