There were 192 spoof news stories published in October 2021. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Marjorie Taylor Greene Denies That Her Nipples Are Inverted
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, who has become the most hated woman in the entire country was in Brooklyn to see her gynecologist. Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight caught up with MTG and asked her if she ev…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene is Extremely Depressed Because Her Nude Calendar Only Sold 6 Copies Nationwide
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – According to the Daily Dirt, Marjorie Taylor Greene was in The Crab Cake Capital of the World stocking up on crab cakes and getting some much-needed work on her pubic region (very private). She was asked by DD reporter…
Read full storyPresident Biden Is Sending a Naval Flotilla Off The Coast of China
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the news media that the president has made good on his promise to protect the island of Japan. POTUS has sent some strong messages to Chinese President Xi Jinping an…
Read full storyElon Musk Reveals That Tesla Has Just Developed An Electric Self-Driving 30-Passenger Bus
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency recently interviewed Elon Musk, and asked about his new all-electric self-driving passenger bus. Musk told reporter Mimosa Sabrosa that the bus will comfortably accommodate 30 passengers, and it…
Read full storyThe In-N-Out Burger Franchise Will Be Changing Its Name
AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California – (Business Satire) – The Left Coast hamburger chain known as In-N-Out has just announced that it is in the process of changing it’s corporate name. The change, according to Mimosa Sabrosa with the Alpha Beta News Agenc…
Read full storyAustralia Is Hit By A Devastating Category 7 Typhoon
BRISBANE, Australia – (Satire News) – Australia’s Boomerang News Agency has just put out that the typhoon that just hit the country is one of the most powerful on record. KNA reported that the typhoon, named Keith, in honor of Keith Urban, struck…
Read full storyMcDonalds Is Officially Changing Its Corporate Name
CICERO, Illinois – (Business Satire) – After years of contemplating a name change, the world’s #1 fast food restaurant chain has decided to officially change it’s corporate name. Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News was the first to report on the b…
Read full storyScientists Want NASA To Drop The Idea of Naming The Newly-Discovered Planet, Labia Majora
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Scientists from Maine to Oregon have expressed that they are not at all happy with the name that NASA officials have chosen for the newly-discovered planet. At a recent conference of the Modern American Scientists Guild,…
Read full storyThe Sexy Montreal Junior College Cheerleaders Will Be Appearing On "Canada’s Got Talent"
MONTREAL, Canada – (Satire News) – The Ipso Facto News Agency has confirmed that the Montreal Junior College cheerleaders, known as the Beavers, will in fact appear as contestants on Canada’s version of “America’s Got Talent,” called “Canada’s Got Ta…
Read full storyInspectors Find A Big Flaw In A Bangladesh Womens Underwear Factory
CHATTOGRAM, Bangladesh – (Satire News) - An official with the Bangladesh Inspectors Alliance says that the country’s leading womens underwear factory, The Woman's Touch, has been hit with a hefty fine. The fine amounted to $900,000 and was levied…
Read full storyA High School In Wyoming Bans Girl Students From Wearing Lipstick and Nipple Rings
CHEYENNE, Wyoming – (Satire News) – The Cheyenne School District has just informed the student body that a new directive will take affect in three weeks. School board president Jessica Belladonna, 42, has stated that female students between the a…
Read full storyThree Hezbollah Soldiers Defect To Delaware
DOVER, Delaware – (Satire News) – Hearsay Today has just broken the story that three terrorist members of the Hezbollah army have defected to Delaware. Reporter Abby Yukon, who was the first American newsperson to interview the trio stated that th…
Read full storyFrance Tells The USA They're Not Going To Pay Back Even One Dime of The $17 Trillion They Owe From World War II
PARIS – (US Satire) – The government of France is skating on thin ice, after they announce to the world via TMZ that they have no plans to pay back even one thin dime, of the $17 trillion they owe the USA going all the way back to World War II. Wh…
Read full storyAl-Qaeda Opens Up a Recruiting Office In Downtown Minneapolis
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota – (Satire News) – The FBI has confirmed that the terrorist organization known as Al-Qaeda, has opened up a recruiting office in downtown Minneapolis. Tyler P. Broomcorn, a spokesperson for the FBI, has informed the news medi…
Read full storyA New Jersey Nun Caught With 6 Pounds of Peruvian Marching Dust In Her Nun’s Habit
HACKENSACK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle, has just broken the story that one of the nun’s at Hackensack’s prestigious Our Lady of The Wonderous Wonderment Church, has been busted at Hackensack’s Guido Sarducci…
Read full storyAn Al-Qaeda Terrorist Group Wants To Buy The Trump Tower
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of Manhattan’s most popular realtors has said that he recently received a text message from an individual who says that he represents the Sand Castle Cartel, which is a part of the Al-Qaeda terrorist group. Real…
Read full storyIf You Tweet Someone's A Liar, Don’t Misspell Liar
Bad student Donald Trump failed again. First off, don't mix with MI-5 or MI-6. Both work for Queen and country. While MI-5 takes care of national issues, MI-6 handles the international desk. Formerly with MI-6, Christopher Steele, who ran the Russ…
Read full storyThe Taliban Opens Up Afghanistan’s Very First Massage Parlor
KABUL, Afghanistan – (Business News) – The Sandstone News Agency has just related that in a move to become more and more Americanized, the new Taliban administration has just given a Taliban-owned company the right to open up the very first massage p…
Read full storyThe Taliban Is Extremely Concerned About Afghanistan's Camel Shortage
KABUL, Afghanistan - (World News) - Word coming out of the Taliban capital is that the new government is extremely concerned about the camel shortage which has hit the nation. Afghanistan's national news agency, the Two-Humped Camel News Agency, f…
Read full storyA 96-Year-Old Woman Is Caught Trying To Steal a 19-Foot Christmas Tree From Walmart
MOBILE, Alabama - (Satire News) - It’s hard to believe that national retail stores such as Dilly Dally, Lollygag, and Walmart are already starting to sell Christmas items such as ornaments, wreaths, Christmas Ramen, and of course Christmas trees.
Read full storyGovernor Greg Abbott of Texas Named The Ugliest-Looking Governor In The Entire Nation
PHOENIX, Arizona - (Satire News) – Surprisingly the Republican publication GOPicky Magazine has just named conservative governor Greg Abbott of Texas, as The Ugliest-Looking Governor In The United States. The evil, heartless, SOB, easily beat out…
Read full storyThe Las Vegas Raiders Organization Has Finally Agreed on a New Team Name To Take Affect For The 2022 Season
LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) – Sportsapalooza has just made it known that the NFL's Las Vegas Raiders have decided on a new team name, which will take affect after this year’s NFL season ends. Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza spoke with NFL Commiss…
Read full storyMcDonalds Says Bye-Bye To Those Annoying Big Mac Bun Sesame Seeds
CICERO, Illinois – (Business Satire) – The powers-that-be at McDonalds have just informed the fast-food buying public, that effective as-soon-as-humanly possible, their Big Mac burger buns will no longer be covered with all of those annoying sesame s…
Read full storyFauci alternative persona emerges
Suddenly emerging, and revealed here through diligent investigative work, a split personality disorder in National Health Advisor, Mr. Fauci, has startled some observers. Others find the two personas "entirely consistent." Depicted above, Mr. Fauc…
Read full storyAn NBA Player, Who Shall Go Nameless, Has Verified That Melania Trump Does In Fact Have a Tattoo on Her Ass
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Several of the nation’s top tattoo artists have been saying for sometime now that the former first lady, who is married to that orange blob of unadulterated fat, as his former lawyer (fixer) Michael Cohen calls him, do…
Read full storyDNA Tests Show That a Baltimore Bus Driver is Barron Trump’s Biological Father
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just uncovered a story that had been hidden from the entire country by the Trump family for 15 years. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx said that after following several leads, she has discovered that Donald J…
Read full storyA Woman Will Soon Be Receiving a Uvula From a Flamingo
HAVANA, Cuba – (Satire News) – Cuba’s national news agency Las Nuevas, has learned that a woman, who resides in Sugar Cane, Cuba, will soon become the first woman in the world to receive a uvula from a flamingo. Ramona de la Mamamona, 77, embarras…
Read full storyThe Number One Brain Surgeon In America Strongly Suggests That Trump Think About Getting a Brain Transplant Very, Very Soon!
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – Tabloid Today has just broken the story that the nation’s top brain surgeon, Dr. Simon P. Sezafelli, 53, has informed Mr. and Mrs. Trump, that in his professional opinion, the former president, seriously needs to consi…
Read full storyStrange Scars Appearing on Foreheads, Right Hands of Vaccinated Individuals
Doctors all over the world are reporting that patients who have been fully vaccinated against COVID are developing unusual scars on their foreheads and right hands. Puzzled, many have appealed to experts in other fields to offer their opinions as to…
Read full storyBarron Trump Says That Thanks To His Black Girlfriend His Favorite Music Is Now Hip Hop
MAR-a-Lago – (Satire News) – Many political experts, pundits, and reporters all agree that 15-year-old Barron Trump may end up having more sense than all the other Trumpers including Donald Jonathan, Ivanka, Don Jr, and Eric. Barron has recently…
Read full storyHow To Tell If Trump Is Guilty? When He Claims Executive Privilege!
Now really! When Trump says he didn't do anything wrong but claims Executive Privilege, he must know his goose is nearly cooked. If found out, it means trouble with a capital T, right there in Mar-a-Lago. Former part-time golfer Donald Trump clear…
Read full storyKim Jong-un Says That Just Thinking About Marjorie Taylor Greene Gives Him a Boner
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency reports that President Kim Jong-un has fallen head-over-heels in love with Marjorie Taylor Greene. Word out of North Korea is that the Kimster, as BFF Dennis Rodman cal…
Read full storyPresident Biden Agrees To Allow Scotland Yard To Open Up An Office In Washington, D.C.
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki proudly announced that President Biden has agreed to let the highly prestigious Scotland Yard open up an office in the nation’s capital. Ms. Psaki stated that in the interest…
Read full storyThe Milk Industry Says That The US May Run Out of Milk By Christmas
SAUSALITO, California – (Satire News) – The National Milk Providers Federation, has just made it known that the nation runs the risk of totally running out of milk by the Christmas holidays. Marcia DeLeche, executive director for NMPF, told the Am…
Read full storyBezos-Musk Inc. Is Now Manufacturing Red-Colored Salt
AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The Hullabaloo News Agency has found out that the world’s largest manufacturing plant, which is located in Austin, has added a third shift, and is working 24/7. Abel Zorro, senior writer for Hullabaloo News, reports…
Read full storyPigskin Sportswriters Name Atlanta’s Mercedez-Benz Stadium as Having The Absolute Ugliest Playing Field in the Entire NFL
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – A vast majority of America's football sportswriters have just named the Atlanta Falcon’s Mercedez-Benz Stadium’s playing field as the most horrible in all of the NFL. Sportsapalooza reporter Pia Confetti, who has…
Read full storyDonald Trump Urges Republicans Not To Vote?
Donald Trump's life choices prove he wasn't the brightest kid in his class, but urging Republicans not to vote? That is like a gift of gold to the Democrats. Hey Wharton, do you still claim him as a graduate? What are you teaching your students? N…
Read full storyScotland Yard Is Looking Into The Alleged Rumor That Donald Trump Sucked Sarah Ferguson’s Big Toe Back in The Summer of 2002
LONDON – (Satire News) – Word filtering out of Scotland Yard is that the twice-impeached, one-term loser (aka Donald Jonathan Trump) is now being investigated for an alleged big toe-sucking incident he had with Sarah Ferguson, known as the Duchess of…
Read full storyBiden’s Ventriloquist Claims He’s The Real President
BILLINGSGATE POST: Who’s the dummy now? A Las Vegas ventriloquist claims that every word that President Biden reads from his Teleprompter actually comes from him. In an extraordinary interview with George Staphylococcus, Victor Chameleon explained th…
Read full storyAlien hurt that no-one noticed he was visiting
Alien Alan Smith was hurt when he realised that no one has noticed his spaceship, as he hovered over the earth for twenty minutes. 'I travelled a fair way to get here, I mean it would have taken you, Earthlings decades, but I did it in an hour, bu…
Read full storyThe Same-Gender Dancing Team of JoJo Siwa and Jenna Johnson Are Favored To Capture The Dancing With The Stars Mirror Ball Trophy
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Dancing With The Stars kicked off season number 30, with the show’s very first same-sex dancing duo. You Tube star JoJo Siwa, who is lesbionic, is paired with DWTS pro Jenna Johnson, wife of Val Chmerkovskiy. And the fo…
Read full storyPresident Biden Says That Taliban-Controlled Afghanistan May Soon Become Talifghanistan
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, has stated that POTUS has been texting with Afghanistan’s newly self-appointed President Abu Taboo Fashu, on a daily basis. She noted that the two have developed a close rel…
Read full storyDonald Trump Gropes a Russian Female Wrestler and He Gets His Humongous Orange Ass Kicked!
PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – The Sports Bet Gazette's Pico de Gallo, is reporting that GOP has-been "Don The Con" Trump got his big, fat, racist ass kicked by one of Russian’s toughest female wrestlers. Trump was making a campaign speech i…
Read full storyMelania Denies That She Is Dating Los Angeles Lakers Super Star LeBron James
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – Melania Trump flew to California to visit her BFF Meghan Markle and her husband Prince Harry, who is still known as The Prince of Sussex. While frolicking in the water’s of Malibu Beach, she was asked by Dan “The Ma…
Read full storyMore sentences with opposite meanings
The Mike Diamond "smell good" plumbers radio commercial in Southern California begins with a call from a potential customer: "Why won't a plumber tell me the cost of unplugging my sewer over the phone?" His answer: "$99." Well, if he could unplug it…
Read full storyRand Paul and Fauci settling on details of GOF or GAF kick-boxing contest at Madison Square Garden before Christmas
Considering the interest stirred up by confrontations between Mr. Paul and Mr. Fauci over the past year, this venue is surely worthy. Seating at 19,000 plus for basketball in the Garden can be expanded for this event, due to public interest. T…
Read full storyVP Harris Asks President Biden For a Raise
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many political pundits agree that VP Kamala Harris is one of the most popular, and prettiest vice-presidents in recent memory. Most Americans can identify with her and her down home nature; such as wearing Conver…
Read full storyAirport employs drug sniffing turtles
Seattle, WA When Washington state made marijuana legal it was not without problems. Drug dogs at the airport were losing their minds. A spokesperson said that the constant barking for even small amounts of the drug made for a toxic and noisy envi…
Read full storyAn Egyptian Restaurant Hires An Ex-Circus Animal Trainer to Train a Baboon, a Chimp, and Two Monkeys To Wait on Tables
CAIRO, Egypt – (Satire News) – Egypt’s national news agency, Pyramid News has just reported that a restaurant in Cairo has just hired four new wait staff members. PN stated that the very popular Hour Glass Restaurant has hired a baboon, a chimpanz…
Read full storyWhere’s Kamala? Cacklemania Backlash Divides Nation
BILLINGSGATE POST: Largely overblown rumors of Vice-President Kamala “Breath” Harris being placed in perpetual orbit on Air Force 2 by her boss have been shot down. The President, who himself admitted that it was a mistake to have the giggle prone…
Read full storyThe Kingdom of Cambodia Announces That Bamboo Has Just Surpassed Lipstick and Ramen as Their Number One Export
DU FUK WAH, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Cambodia’s national news agency, Jungle Time News, has just reported that King Norodom Sihamoni, 68, and his American trophy wife, Betty Sue, 27, of Alligator Nuts, Florida, are extremely happy. JTN has annou…
Read full storyThe NFL is Considering Putting a GPS System in The Helmets of Quarterbacks
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has informed the sports media that he has decided to make communication between coaches and the quarterback much more reliable and effective. Goodell spoke privately with Zorro La Ba…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Announces She Will Be Visiting China, Russia, and Peru in 2022
LONDON – (Satire News) – The Bee’s Knees News Agency is reporting that Queen Elizabeth II, will be visiting three countries in early 2022. Her majesty will travel to China, where she will discuss with President Xi Jinping the dreaded fortune cooki…
Read full storyLondon’s Madame Tussauds Wax Museum Sells Its Donald Trump Wax Statue To China For £22 ($3 US)
LONDON – (Satire News) – After receiving literally millions of complaints, the directors of London’s prestigious Madame Tussauds Museum, have decided to get rid of the wax statue of the man who is hated by more people than even that Nazi scumbag, Ado…
Read full storyThe List of Top 10 Pet Products That Were Quickly Axed
JOLIET, Illinois – (Satire News) – The American Society For The Prevention of Cruelty to Animals has just released a list of ten pet products that went on the market, and were almost instantly taken off the market for this reason or that. THE LIST…
Read full storyDeadly Doomsday Arrived and Disappeared After Six Hours Destructive Abstinence!
Nostradamus predicted the 'End of the World' would arrive on the 04.10.2021, and it happened as Zuckerberg's Instagram, Facebook, What's App, sunk into a massive cyber black abyss for six hours! Global news reported millions of social media junkie…
Read full storyFormer NFL Quarterback Colin Kaepernick Files a $29.3 Million Lawsuit Against Donald J. Trump
SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) – An attorney for ex-NFL quarterback with the San Francisco 49ers, Colin Kaepernick has just filed a motion to initiate a lawsuit against Donald Jonathan Trump on grounds of Habeas Footballitis Factorelli. Kaepernic…
Read full storyEx-Hooters Girl Elected Sheriff of El Paso County
EL PASO – (Satire News) – The Texas county of El Paso has just made history, as it has elected it’s first female sheriff. Boom Boom News reporter Chipotle Caruso broke the story of 27-year-old ex-hooters girl, Vicki Papaya, winning the sheriff’s e…
Read full storySouthwest Airlines Cancels Hundreds of Flights Due To The Pretzel and Peanut Shortage
DALLAS – (Satire News) – One of the nation’s largest airlines has just announced that it will be cancelling hundreds of flights. A spokesperson for Southwest told Dan Harwood, with the Scuttlebutt Review, that the reason is due to the pretzel and…
Read full storyLego enthusiast left distraught by explosions in Toy Town
A model-maker that built a whole Lego Town in Falkirk Town Hall has been left devastated after his £120,000 creation was left destroyed and burned to the ground in an act of terrorism. "The Lego Town had everything most towns have. Mosque, Chapel,…
Read full storyDonald (Donna) Trump Is Named The Ugliest-Woman in America
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of the Left Coast are saying that the highly reputable publication, LaLaLand Daily has just named Donald Jonathan Trump 2021’s “Ugliest Woman in America.” Senior reporter Macadamia Honeysuckle sa…
Read full storyGranny in Smethwick, UK, replaces 100 Watt light bulb with 40 Watt, in an effort to stop Global Warming!
Huddled up in her freezing cold granny flat, covered in tatty ageing blankets, and wearing woolly slippers, 85-year-old OAP, Betsy Sharples from Smethwick, UK, saw a report about a meeting of the high and mighty in Glasgow hoping to control global wa…
Read full storyGerman Man downs a Bottle of Slivovitz and Falls Over a Flower Pot
Straelen, Germany: After a quite hefty birthday party, and boozing session, which took guests to a new limit of alcohol consumption, one of the guests, Herr Samuel Johansson, originally of Viking heritage, but now blessed with Germanic genes, nearly…
Read full storyMitch McConnell Tells Donald Trump To Grow Some Balls and Stop Acting Like a Spoiled Two-Year-Old!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Speaker of the Senate, Mitch McConnell has surprised the members of the Republican party, with his most recent comment regarding the man who many say is headed to the “Big House” (prison). McConnell, aka “Turtle…
Read full storyFriend explains the meaning of "Cuomosexual" to Chris Cuomo, and Cuomo likes it!
Chris Cuomo has been holding a grudge for a good two years at the people who coined the term "Cuomosexual", as well as those who repeated the term. A close friend of the prime time CNN news anchor. who asked not to be named, said Cuomo vehemently…
Read full storyDaniel Craig and Scarlett Johansson Will Co-Star in The Sequel to “Live and Let Die” Titled “Lie and Let Live”
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Silver Screen Showcase Magazine reports that Daniel Craig (aka James Bond) has announced that he will do one more movie in the James Bond franchise. Craig told SSSM’s Pomona Vox that he could not pass up the opportunity…
Read full storyThousands of Jason Aldean’s Fans Tell Him to Just Shut Up and Sing
DETROIT, Michigan – (Satire News) – Country singer Jason Aldean was performing in the famed Carburetor Coliseum, when he began talking between songs about the world of politics. He noted that he really misses Trump and the fact that he could have…
Read full storyDonald Trump To Start Writing For The Spoof
British political satire website is overwhelmed learning that Donald J. Trump will soon be contributing articles to their website The Spoof.. Since being banned by Twitter, Mr. Trump feels he has lost his voice, and what better way to regain it but t…
Read full storyPot Smoking Colorado College Students Have Just Discovered "The Real Rocky Mountain High!"
YELLOW SNOW, Colorado – (Satire News) – The Hullabaloo News Agency is reporting on a new cannabis fad that the college kids of Colorado have just discovered. According to Abel Zorro, with Hully, the pot smokers in Colorado have nicknamed this new…
Read full storyPETA Announces That Goldfish Have Just Become America’s Favorite Pet
COEUR d’ ALENE, Idaho – (Satire News) – Goldfish first became quite famous and sought after when the motion picture “Attack of The Flesh-Eating Goldfish,” first came out in the summer of 1957. The movie starred Rock Hudson, Doris Day, John Wayne,…
Read full storyNASCAR’s Danica Reveals That She Still Has The Hots For Ex-Boyfriend Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers
CHEESE OMELETTE, Wisconsin – (Satire News) – The greatest female NASCAR driver of all time, has just admitted that she still pines for her ex-boyfriend Aaron Rodgers. Danica Sue Patrick, recently spoke with reporter Savannah Stiletto with The Dail…
Read full storyThe Horror Returns - Trump 2 - The Sequel!
There was a great rumbling, a stirring in the Great South Florida swamplands. It was the awakening of a Great Evil, of a primordial ooze, a misanthropic disease, a cancer of diabolical proportions that had reawakened from its near death slumber, or a…
Read full storyGrandmother uses the word sleeps
Grandmother Valerie Jones is shocked to say that she used the word sleeps when talking to her grandson Toby. Toby, 4, was talking about what is happening on Wednesday, and when it was when Valerie committed the faux pas of saying it was 'only two…
Read full storyLiz Truss still banging on about Pork Markets
Government whizzkid Liz Truss is still banging on about opening Pork Markets in Beijing, it has been disclosed to us. Although according to Katie Melua, Beijing has 9 million bicycles, its Pork Markets were very badly served until Ms Truss did som…
Read full storyWilliam Shatner shoots into space
After a week of being slated for even taking part in the space travel, Shatner has defended his trip. Prince William, Bono, Paul McCartney and some of his own friends have mocked the ex-actor who last worked 50 years ago... The whole event was…
Read full storySenator Ted Cruz Defends Nazi Salute
Ted Cruz defended a parent's freedom of speech when using a Nazi salute at a Michigan school board meeting with a straight face. The Nazi salute was in protest of children required to wear masks in school. Ted Cruz, the same guy who abandoned fre…
Read full storyThe NFL Will Use Orange Footballs During October Games In Honor of Halloween
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has informed the news media and the football fans that he has issued a mandate that all 32 teams in the NFL will use orange-colored footballs during all games played in October. Spor…
Read full storyDonald Trump FINALLY Admits That Yes He Definitely Incited The January 6 Terrorist Attack on The Capitol
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The former resident of the White House, DJT, a person who spent more time on the damn golf course than horny rabbits spend having coitus has finally admitted something that everyone already knew. Speaking with repor…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez Donates A Pair of Her Sexy Panties To The Smithsonian Institute
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency reports that Smithsonian Institute officials are thrilled at the fact that popular singer, dancer, and movie star, Jennifer Lopez, aka J.Lo has graciously donated a pair of her panties to the…
Read full storyFacebook To Turn A New Page
After Facebook's whistle-blower testimony before the Senate Commerce Committee by France Haugen about manipulating data and facts by the internet giant, Facebook did a slow cringe. They were the stretched-out tee-shirt school kids who started a s…
Read full storyMotorcycle Surfing Has Become Extremely Popular in California
VENICE BEACH, California – (Satire News) – Surfing enthusiasts are saying that what started out as a surfing fad has caught on and is spreading like a Santa Ana wildfire. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Dottie Bazooka spoke with Lazlo Lipatini, w…
Read full storyMelania Suing Biden Over Catch Phrase
Melania Trump (remember her?) put out a semi coherent press release today, saying that Joe Biden has stolen her famous catch phrase. Just when the world had assumed that she had been killed, after her usefulness as a first lady robot had worn off,…
Read full storyAmerican Males Visiting Bordello's Must Keep Their Condoms On!
US Male visitors frequenting 'ladies of the night' have started a protest movement against their privacy rights because the State of California has forbidden the removal of condoms during 'hot flings' with naughty ladies! Local Bordellos' have bee…
Read full storyPresident Biden Kicks Texas Governor Greg Abbott’s Ass All The Way From Amarillo to Laredo!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden recently said that the governor of Texas is one of the most arrogant, sarcastic, cruel, messed up pieces-of-shit that he has ever seen; including the pathetic likes of Trump, Hannity, Gaetz, and Gutf…
Read full storyMelania Trump Declines The Offer To Pose Nude In A Leading Mens Magazine
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – A representative for the former first lady has stated that Melania has turned down a very lucrative offer to pose naked in a very popular adult magazine. The rep said that Melly was offered $2.8 million to pose in a…
Read full storyThe Baltimore Orioles Are Very Interested In a 19-Year-Old Female Pitcher Who Plays For The Osaka Dragons
OSAKA, Japan – (Sports Satire) – The two worst teams in Major League Baseball this season were the Baltimore Orioles and the Arizona Diamondbacks. Sporting Chance Magazine reporter Hercules Confetti commented that both teams finished the season wi…
Read full storyCouple surprised to see Christmas Cards in the shops
When out for their weekly shop Gary and Lorraine Johnson were surprised to see Christmas Cards in the window of Diane Goggins Village shop. 'I went in for a copy of the Daily Mail, Milk and Bread' said Gary 'and to my great surprise Diane Goggins…
Read full storyManchester United Sign A Cripple
Old Trafford has been hailed as the new Mecca for worship due to its healing powers. A Falkirk man, named Robbie Banks has claimed his family has spent hundreds of thousands of pounds sending him on religious healing pilgrimages to cure his disabilit…
Read full storyRevolving Fire Hydrants Part Of Biden Infrastructure Bill
BILLINGSGATE POST: Buried deep in fine print to rebuild the Nation’s infrastructure is a plan to replace old stationary fire hydrants with ones that revolve at 12 revolutions per minute using solar power to provide the energy. It has always been…
Read full storyNorth Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Says He Is Enjoying the Hell Out of His New Low-Profile Status
PYONGPANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency reports that the North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un hasn’t been as happy as he is now, since he first discovered his pecker (penis) at the age of 3. Kim Jong-Un, who is a…
Read full storyTaylor Swift Announces She Will Run Against The GOP Broom-Riding Witch Sen. Marsha Blackburn – And She’ll Kick-Her-Ass But Good!
NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – One of the most popular singers in both the country field and the pop scene is Taylor Swift. The 31-year-old has over 140 million followers on Instagram, 87 million followers on Twitter, 39 million on YouTube, and she…
Read full storyNCAA's Sacajawea State University Is Disqualified After a Cheerleader Runs Onto the Field and Tackles An Opposing Running Back
DURANGO, Colorado – (Sports Satire) – Sportsapalooza reports that a very unfortunate incident during the NCAA's Sacajawea State – Rhode Island A&M game resulted in the game ending abruptly. Reporter Pia Confetti commented that at the start of…
Read full storyThe Detroit Lions Who Started Off The NFL Season at (0-7) Fire Their Entire Special Team Players
DETROIT – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that Lions owner Shelia Ford Hamp is one very unhappy woman. Hamp recently told SBG reporter Pico de Gallo, that all of this losing is causing her to have migraine headaches, stomach…
Read full storyAnyone There? Biden Admits His Brain Was Cryogenically Frozen
BILLINGSGATE POST: In an interview that will air this Sunday, President Biden admits that, prior to the election this past November, he underwent a cryogenic treatment to preserve the few remaining cells in his brain. When asked by George Staphylo…
Read full storyMan talking about the weather, again
Now it is Autumn, Gary Johnson has started to talk to complete strangers about the weather, again. As he does every year, Johnson starts cheery conversations with complete strangers whenever he can. 'I missed it during lockdown' he told us 'whe…
Read full story"You Think 2020 Was Bad?": New York Journalist From 2050
It’s 2050. The city can be 2021—ahem, 2020, well, a year of lockdown does barely compete with 2050. For starters, the humidity clasp just 100°F required checking air if there is any air on good days and thirty percent sea level above Lower Manhat…
Read full storyElephant interviewed over droppings in the room from Hunter Biden
A prolonged interview with the proverbial elephant in the room on a certain laptop and other matters has at last surfaced. The elephant being interviewed, a dignified male with gray in his eyebrows, expressed sympathy for the President and his son…
Read full storyThe IRS Is After Donald Trump After Finding That Last Year He Claimed a Deduction of $197,803 for Hair Products
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – As if the predatorial racist doesn’t have enough problems, now News Blues is reporting that he has yet another problem with the Internal Revenue Service. News Blues reporter Velveeta Maracas, has discovered that…
Read full storySteve Bannon gearing up to play Santa at Macy's this Christmas season!
Steve Bannon is giving us the latest lesson in the fickle nature of the human heart. Bannon met with reporters yesterday to discuss his next gig playing Santa Claus for the hordes of children that come to tell the jolly fat man what to bring them Chr…
Read full storyThe Ku Klux Klan Is Planning on Ditching The Hoods
DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – The Ku Klux Klan Newsletter The Cotton Balls Review, stated that this past summer, at least a dozen or so KKKers fainted at Klan rallies due to the extreme heat. Cinderella St. Lamb, a reporter with the Daily D…
Read full storyBiden To Deputize 250,000 Alligators To Patrol Border Canal
BILLINGSGATE POST: President Biden announced today his plan to build a new shipping canal or moat that would connect the Gulf of Mexico with the Pacific Ocean. With that, the thirty foot wall that President Trump started would be abandoned forever, m…
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