There were 322 spoof news stories published in October 2022. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Kim Kardashian Says Her Big Ass Has Gotten Bigger - But Boyfriend Pete Davidson Says He Loves It!
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Kim Kardashian admitted to iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli that yes, it's true that her huge ass has gotten bigger just in the past two months. Kim showed off her ass, which is definitely gigantic, but she was quick t…
Read full storyHome Secretary accidentally sends private email to Vladimir Putin
Suella Braverman is reported to have sent the Russian President a recipe by email. The message, sent from her work email to her personal email account and then forwarded, attached a Word document entitled Roasted Asylum Seeker with Beans. Miss Bra…
Read full storyMcDonalds Adds Hot Sauce For Those Patrons Who Like It Hot!
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - One thing about the largest fast food chain in the entire world, McDonalds, always manages to stay two steps ahead of the competition. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that the franchise has now added hot sauce…
Read full storyThe 5 Kardashian Sisters Will Travel To Ukraine To Put On a Show To Benefit The Ukrainian Troops and Civilians
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily reporter Macadamia Honeysuckle has just broken the story that all of the five Kardashian sisters, to show their solidarity to President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, will be flying to Kyiv, Ukraine to raise money for…
Read full storyThe Nation's Top Collegiate Cheerleader Reveals That She Was Born a Boy
SNOW BLIZZARD, Colorado - (Satire News) - Sporting Chance Magazine has just uncovered the real story behind the woman who has just been chosen America's Top Collegiate Cheerleader. Hercules Confetti with SCM, stated that Lizzy Pompatelli, 21, of D…
Read full storyAncient Roman 'Fridge' Found at Roman Military Legion Camp in Bulgaria - Roman Barbecue
Polish Archaeologists excavating a Roman Military camp in Bulgaria, found a Roman 'fridge' - a food storage chamber made of pottery pieces - half buried in the ground. Inside they found cooked food (some burnt), pottery dishes - and a small bowl…
Read full storyTaylor Swift Releases Katy Perry's 2008 Hit Single, "I Kissed A Girl (And I Liked It)"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Taylor Swift has always idolized "American Idol" judge Katy Perry. Taylor said that growing up in Tennessee, she even named her pet pussycat, "Katy" in honor of her idol. Of course the cat was actually a male, but at th…
Read full storyThe French in Canada Don't Want King Charles to Be Ruler of Canada - Get Lost
Fourteen elected Quebec politicians are refusing to give an oath of loyalty to King Charles - (needed legally take up their jobs). That is the Law in Canada - Charles is legally the Ruler. And he graciously let the Parliament run things for him. So k…
Read full storyHow To Get A Book On The New York Times Best Seller List
How to get on the New York Times best-seller list? Easy! Oh, so easy. Really? Say a horse were to step over 250 pages of typing paper. Someone collected those pages of typing paper, bound them up in book form, and published copies. Nobody…
Read full story'Woke'- The Black Seinfeld
Wake up, comedy lovers! Here is a sophisticated comedy full of sweet surprises (and some sour ones for the characters in it) that is worthy of 27 minutes of your time to peruse at each offering. It concerns a certain successful black cartoonist named…
Read full storyBoris Johnson Visits Brooklyn
BROOKLYN, New York - (Satire News) - The former prime minister of England recently visited America, with the idea of moving here. It's no secret that Boris has told more than a lot of people that he is just simply fed up with the politics of Parli…
Read full storySupplies of Political Charisma at an old time high
Political Charisma hasn't been used for years, and supplies of it are now at an all-time high, say pundits. The lack of Charisma in Keir Starmer, Liz Truss and that bloke from The Liberal Democrats is in direct contrast to Boris Johnson's. Repo…
Read full storyGuardian Reader has never eaten Tofu
Gary Johnson, a Guardian reader for many years now, has never once eaten Tofu. 'Yes' said Gary on his blog 'I am one of the Guardian Reading, Tofu Eating members of the Wokerati that are responsible for all of the country's ills, only to confuse t…
Read full storyBored Bill, the NFT “Artist”
Bill Gates is just getting richer! He has finally figured out how to draw his own face (or pay someone to do it for him) so that he too can join the cyber art world and create his first NFT! You will soon be able to bid on NFTs of Bill dressed…
Read full storyThe BBC Has Learned That PM Liz Truss Loves Wearing String Bikini Panties Underneath Her Professional Outfits
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The BBC has been delving into the personal life of the new British prime minister Liz Truss. They have reported that she loves drinking Stella Artois beer. She loves the Manchester United Red Devils and America's team, The D…
Read full storyKill ‘Em All to Make Jesus Happy
Lauren Boebert (god, not her again) has said to a kinda enthusiastic crowd (though the hand-clapping could’ve been added in later) that she is excited to be living in the times when Jesus Christ is gonna come back! This time for sure! Why do Ch…
Read full storyAll Media to Become Christian in the New Extremist USA
Newt Gingrich (a guy named Newt … and this man is an authority on what exactly?) likes Herschel Walker ‘cuz of “his deep commitment to Christ”. A separation of church and state? These Reps aren’t even trying to pretend such a necessary divide exi…
Read full storyCro-Magnon Asserts His Real Estate Privilege
Since territorial disputes are always a problem for many countries, especially those which can’t stay within their own boundaries and always want more more MORE land in which to spread their virus of nationalism, land surveyors and miners and oil-fin…
Read full storyBoris Johnson Is Coming Back!
LONDON - (Satire News) - Well now that the 44-Day Prime Minister has left the building (literally), the UK will most probably ask the former PM to once again take over the reins and lead England to the Land of The Future. Liz Truss, said that she…
Read full storyA Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleader Reveals That Her Pubic Hair Is Cut In The Shape of a TeePee
KANSAS CITY - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza's Pia Confetti has just learned that an NFL cheerleader has been terminated for a pubic area violation. Miss Confetti spoke with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, who did state to her that a cheerleader…
Read full storyUber Delivery Is Now Giving FedEx and UPS Some Competition
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The world of delivery has just gotten a bit more competitive. Uber has just joined the land of delivery service and will give FedEx and UPS some competition. Unlike the two top delivery service companies, with Uber, its d…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Leaves Her Beloved Pet Sardine To King Charles III
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace spokesman Nigel Foote, noted that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth bequeathed her favorite pet, a sardine named "Fishy" to her son, King Charles III. Foote recalls how much the queen loved "Fishy," who had be…
Read full storyCIA Crack Up the Polls
A memo sent to the Washington Post by an unknown whistleblower has stated that the CIA is considering introducing crack to the American electorate just before the next election. BUT! The crack will only be introduced into neighborhoods where there…
Read full storyVacation in Afghanistan – and Die!
Journalists, reporters, women, you pretty much name it, and no one can live safely in Afghanistan. No shit! They won. They kicked everybody out of their country, and are really good at doing so, ever since the Romans (maybe even earlier?). But wit…
Read full storyItaly Will NOT Be Ignored
(Didn’t Glenn Close say that to Michael Douglas? How’d that move turn out? Happy ending? A crazy blonde lady getting payback … meanwhile, in Italy, there’s a crazy blonde lady who …) Italy created the Roman Empire. All those emperors – Caligula, N…
Read full storyWhataburger Inc. Is Opening The Very First Whataburger In England
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Satire News) - The Texas based Whataburger Inc. has just announced that it will soon be opening the very first Whataburger restaurant outside of the United States in downtown London. According to Buckingham Palace spokesperso…
Read full storyInfo Wars Inside the Big House
Alex Jones has said that even if he goes to prison, he’ll keep doing his Info Wars show from inside the Big House. “People need the truth no matter what” someone who looked like Jones said. “Even if there’s a jailhouse riot or Jones is getting bug…
Read full storyIt's Finally Here - The Liz Truss - Mike Field Sex Tape
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The much-awaited former UK prime minister's sex tape with her boyfriend, Mike Field, has finally made its way into mainstream media. The extremely explicit video tape which is titled "The Liz Truss - Mike Field Sex…
Read full storySelling England By The Pound
The pound is down. Down is the pound. Truss is nowhere is to be found. Gone underground? Is her mind sound? Is she selling off all her gowns? Is she petting Boris’ belly, so round? Does Truss still mean bound? Is Britain’s…
Read full storyEngland's Judi Dench To Star As Queen Elizabeth In The Movie "Queen Elizabeth - The One and Only"
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Sherwood Forest Pictures in association with Touch Rock Productions will soon begin filming the Queen Elizabeth biography titled, "Queen Elizabeth - The One and Only." The film will be directed by UK director Reginald Crossw…
Read full storyWe were only joking really
Hello, This is your government speaking. You know, the one no one really wants anymore, but we are still sticking around because we make up all of the rules? Anyway, that whole thing about the Taxes, we were only joking. I mean, as if we would…
Read full storyBritain's financial bra-size rating reduced to A cup
The International Mammary Foundation (IMF) have downgraded Britain's bust size from AA to A after what they describe as worrying signs of poor discipline and binge-eating of ministers. Financial bra-fitter Geoff Tits explained, "For many years, th…
Read full storySince Announcing Her Divorce The Very Sexy and Big Breasted Blonde Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Getting Over 90 Marriage Proposals Each Day
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Word on the streets of D.C. is that the soon-to-be-single again, Marjorie Taylor Greene, since announcing that her husband of seven years is divorcing her, has been getting over 90 marriage proposals each and every…
Read full storyTrump's Alleged Illegitimate Daughter Surfaces In Alabama
WACKY TABACKY, Alabama - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Polling Agency (Research Division) has just discovered a 27-year-old woman living in Alabama, who claims to be the illegitimate daughter of Donald Trump. The woman, who works as a fry cook a…
Read full storyPrime Minister Liz Truss Says That Trump Is a Damn Embarrassment To The Civilized World
LONDON - (Satire News) - The newly elected prime minister of England, Liz Truss, who had an extramarital affair a few years ago commented on the man known as "The Golfing Pussy Grabber." PM Lizzy Truss, as Americans call her, said that if the evil…
Read full storyThe Lead Singer For The Heavy Metal Band "Camel Toe" Reveals That The Lads Had Named Queen Elizabeth Their Honorary Royal Groupie
WIMBLEDON, England - (Satire News) - Music Moments Magazine senior writer Calcutta Cotton has made it known that the late Queen Elizabeth had been made an honorary royal groupie by the lead singer for Camel Toe, Barthlomew Spiffy. Spiffy, who is t…
Read full storyLiz Truss Says She Has Agreed To Appear In a Playboy Spread
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Now that she has left 10 Downing Street and she is no longer the prime minister of the UK, Liz Truss says that she can pretty much now do whatever the fuck she wants and ta hell with bloody, bloomin' Brit protocol. Li…
Read full storyPrince Harry's Wife Meghan Markle Says Prince William Is a Spoiled Rotten Brat
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The hot, fine-looking wife of Prince Harry (Meghan Markle) told Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle, that she is sick and tired of the fucking spoiled rotten brat antics of her brother-in-law, Prince William. MM not…
Read full storyUpskirt Illustrated Magazine Names J.Lo's Upskirt Beaver Shot 2022's Best
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Jennifer Lopez keeps on getting the awards and her latest comes from the highly reputable fem magazine "Upskirt Illustrated Magazine." UIM's Tina Taqueria states that Jenny of the Block proves the old adage that age is…
Read full storyPrime Minister Liz Truss Vacates 10 Downing Street - She Says That Someone Stole Five of Her String Bikini Panties
LONDON - (Satire News) - The newly elected prime minister of England Liz Truss only served 44 days before she was forced to resign. Truss said that there are several reasons why she left; including the rumor about her having a tremendous onslaught…
Read full storyPrime Minister Liz Truss Suggests That Wembley Stadium Be Renamed In Honor of Queen Elizabeth
LONDON - (US Satire) - Prime Minister Liz Truss has suggested that to honor the late Queen Elizabeth, Wembley Stadium should be renamed The Queen Elizabeth Stadium. PM Truss said that it is only fitting to make the name change and only someone who…
Read full storyMelania Trump and Her NBA Boyfriend LeBron James Are Vacationing Down In Cancun, Mexico
CANCUN, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico's national news agency Las Maracas, reporter Tostada Del Toro, is reporting that "Lovebirds," Melania Trump, 52, and her much younger boyfriend, L.A. Lakers super star LeBron James,37, are having a ball down in…
Read full story“Where’s Nancy?”
BILLINGSGATE POST: Only if there were a horse involved, could this story smell more like horse manure. Check this out. It’s 2:30 AM in San Fransicko. Two grown men, both wearing Fruit-of-the-Loom ball huggers, fighting with a hammer, when someone…
Read full storyDanica's NASCAR Babe String Bikini Panties Are America's Top Selling Panties
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - When it comes to sexual sensuality, no one can top Danica Patrick. The 5-foot-1-inch dynamo of libido can exude eroticism with the best of them, including Kim Kardashian, J.Lo, Britney Spears, and even Liz Hurley…
Read full storyAn Alabama Barmaid Says Her Knees Taste Like Vanilla Pudding
MOBILE, Alabama - (Satire News) - Cinderella St. John with The Daily Drama reports that she recently spoke with a woman who works as a barmaid at Mobile's Inebriated Iguana Lounge. The woman, identified as Sara Saratoga, 27, said that she first di…
Read full storyA Woman In Oklahoma Says That Her Inverted Nipples Do Not Interfere At All With Her Ability To Ride a Horse
MUSKOGEE, Oklahoma - (Sports Satire) - A horsewoman from Muskogee, Alexis Sunsell, 24, recently told a reporter with The Ipso Facto News that she has been riding horses for 11 years, ever since her breasts developed when she was 13. Miss Sunsell,…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Left £75,000 To Her Old Ballroom Dancing Instructor Len Goodman
LONDON - (Satire News) - King Charles III, has just informed the UK public that his mum, Queen Elizabeth bequeathed £75,000 [$84,900 US] to her former ballroom dancing instructor Len Goodman. A Buckingham Palace employee noted that the queen reall…
Read full storyVerteran NASCAR Driver Quits Due To Suffering From Uncontrollable Road Rage
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Sports Buzz reporter Jenny Jo Viper, has just broken the story that NASCAR's veteran race car driver Gomer "Goober" Woodglue, 32, has decided to hang up his foam rear-view mirror dice for good. Miss Viper…
Read full storyNASCAR Princess To Film a Commercial For Danica Patrick 24-Hour Pantiliners
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - The race car driver who is known as "The Princess of NASCAR" is proud to announce that she has just signed a contract to appear in a commercial for Danica Patrick's 24-Hour Pantiliners. Pia Confetti, with S…
Read full storyKari Lake: “I’ll Accept Arizona Election Results If Democrats Just Stay the F#@k Home November 8”
Phoenix - Arizona Gubernatorial candidate, former news commentator and Trump Cult hero Kari Lake promised that she would accept the results of the November 8th election, with the only stipulation that all Democrats, Socialists, Communists and other “…
Read full storyUnconfirmed Reports Are That Melania Trump and LeBron James Are Engaged!
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town state that former first lady Melania Trump and NBA superstar LeBron James have become engaged. The unconfirmed reports are being investigated by information guru Andy Cohen, who is look…
Read full storySenate Republicans Vote Marjorie Taylor Greene The Senator They'd Most Like To Go To Bed With
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Washington Globe-Express writer Lola Watergold has just learned that the majority of US GOP senators took a vote and Marjorie Taylor Greene was voted the senator that they would most like to go to bed with. The o…
Read full storyLiz Truss States For The Record That The Reason Why She Resigned The British PM's Position Was Not Due To Her Lopsided Cervix
SOHO, England - (Satire News) - The 44-day prime minister of England, Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss recently met with BBC reporter Tyrus Bottomfiddle at the Liquid Lizard Pub in Soho. Truss was dressed in a pink Manchester United Red Devils halter to…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Left Her Very Expensive Attila The Hun Commemorative Sword To Chicharito
NEW YORK CITY - King Charles III, as the executor of his mother's estate, has just informed the news media that the queen bequeathed her prized Attila The Hun Commemorative Sword to former Manchester United Red Devil soccer player Jose Baltazar Herna…
Read full storyVermont Bans Pit Bulls - Ships Them All To Wyoming
MONTPELIER, Vermont - (Satire News) - The Vermont State Senate has finally acted and they voted 87-13 to ban the breed of dog that was bred for fighting, the Pit Bull. After a fiery debate in which a Republican senator from Frozen Fiddle, ended up…
Read full storyPiers Morgan and Simon Cowell Have Both Encouraged PM Liz Truss To Wear More Tight-Fitting Miniskirts
LONDON - ((Satire News) - Prime Minister Elizabeth Truss recently told the British News Media that English celebrities Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell have both told her that she looks erotically gorgeous in short miniskirts. Morgan commented that a…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Left Her Adopted Son $21 Million
LONDON - (Satire News) - King Charles III, who is the executor of her majesty's estate will, has just informed the news media that Queen Elizabeth left her adopted son Billiando Chekchov the sum of $12 million. Elizabeth adopted Billiando the firs…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Says That Queen Elizabeth Left Donald Trump 2 Cents
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The London Dispatch-Messenger reports that King Charles III, has stated that her majesty, the late queen left the evil, heartess, mean, bastard racist (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) the grand sum of 2¢. The new king tol…
Read full storyElon Musk Has Just Developed The Driverless Tesla Cruise Ship
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - One of the most brilliant men in the world, the multi gazillionaire, Elon Musk has just struck gold again. Musk has just developed the state-of-the-art Tesla Driverless Cruise Ship. The huge ocean-going vessel wi…
Read full storyNASCAR Driver Bubba Wallace Suspended For Spitting On The Windshield of Kyle Larson's Race Car
LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - Bubba Wallace who many say has a fuse the size of a grain of Louisiana dirt rice, has just been suspended from racing in a NASCAR sanctioned race for 13 months. According to NASCAR, Wallace had received a total of fou…
Read full storyNew King Charles the Third Uses a Bagpipe As his Alarm Clock
According to a CNN report - King Charles has a Royal Bagpiper to do a little groan and drone - and to report it is time to 'Rise and Shine'. Queen Victoria, when visiting Scotland, thought the bagpipe the prettiest sound - and established the 'Pi…
Read full storyHouston Astros Superstar Jose Altuve Has Just Purchased 7 Whataburgers
HOUSTON - (Satire News) - Jose Altuve, the super star 2nd baseman with the Houston Astros has just told Sportspalooza's Pia Confetti, that he has bought 7 Whataburgers in the Houston area. Altuve, said that ever since he first came to America from…
Read full storyJack In The Box Tamales Are Selling Like Crazy
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The latest menu item form Jack In The Box is selling like crazy. Jack Tamales are all the rage and some of the establishments are selling out by noon time. The tamales were created from an old Tijuana tamale recipe…
Read full storyLiz Truss Has Just Been Named The Prettiest and The Sexiest Prime Minister By The Swiss Government
ZURICH, Switizerland - (Satire News) - Prime Minister Liz Truss is beaming with womanly pride as she has just learned that she has been named "The Prettiest and Sexiest Prime Minister In The Entire World," by the government of Switizerland. The 47…
Read full storyTrump's Personal Doctor Says His Balls Are Shrinking - Melania Asks WHAT'S Fooking New?
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Trump's favorite doctor, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, who the cheap, golf-obsessed, racist has never paid, noted that Trump has a condition known as Shrinky-Shrinky. The good "Unpaid," doctor stated that the condition, in which the…
Read full storyA Reality Company In San Francisco Encourages It's Employees To Take Cat Naps During Working Hours
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - Frisco's The Have We Got a Deal For You Reality Co. has just come up with a fantastic working idea. The company which is owned by the largest fortune cookie corporation in San Francisco, has hit upon the idea of all…
Read full storyFake News Stories Sell More Ads - Make More Money than Real Stories - Goodbye Democracy
Studies were done at Cornhole University in Iowa that definitively proved fake news stories generate 30% more ad dollars than real world events. Fake stories can be done with more drama and tragedy - and get people in the mood to buy. Especially…
Read full storyTrump Is Getting Fatter and Fatter!
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - An employee at Trump's Mar-a-Lago Estate Complex recently stated that the "Fat Racist" has been putting on weight like crazy. The landscaper who did not want his name mentioned stated to Boom Boom News reporter Haciend…
Read full storyScotland To Demolish Trump's Golf Course - And Build Dozens of Soccer Fields, Rugby Fields, and Baseball Fields For Kids
GLASGOW, Scotland - (Sports Satire) - The government of Scotland has informed the attorney for Donald J. Erasmus Trump, that it has decided to totally demolish his once, very luxurious golf course. Nicola Sturgeon, who is the first minister of Sco…
Read full storyThe San Francisco Beavers Defeat The Georgia G-Spots 42-41 in Women's Federated Football League Action
SAN FRANCISCO - (Sports Satire) - According to Sports Mirror reporter Tortilla Torres, the Women's Federated Football League (WFFL) is picking up millions of viewers each week. In the most recent game the San Francisco Beavers defeated the Georgia…
Read full storyM.A.D. About Red, White, Blue
During the good old days of the Cold War, there was a thing the Americans and Soviet invented called “Mutually-Assured Destruction” or M.A.D. This came about when both side had enough nuclear missiles to blow the frick outa each other, and take the r…
Read full storyTom Brady Is Extremely Depressed
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are currently 3-4, and they are looking worse and worse each week. Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba says that the entire Bucs coaching staff is concerned that Brady's horrible…
Read full storyThe Senate Condemnatory Hearing on The Evil Terrorist Assaut of Jan. 6 Has Just Subpoenaed Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Watchdog News Agency reporter Dylan Fresco, has just reported that Donald "Pinocchio" Trump has been told that he is being subpoenaed to attend a hearing so that he (the "Evil Liar") can present his story of the sto…
Read full storyMan hasn't put his clock back
Barry Humphry Brassingthwaite has shocked his house by forgetting to put the clocks, back again, as he has done all of his life. Barry's daughter Tracey told us 'My Dad is a great bloke, but every year we have to remind him to put the clocks back,…
Read full storyThe BBC States That Queen Elizabeth Bequeathed Her Very Expensive Duchess of Dubai Emearld Earrings To Meghan Markle
LONDON - (United Kingdom Satire) - King Charles III, as the executor of his mum's estate, reports that he is still in the process of granting all of his mother's wishes regarding her personal belongings. For example "Buffy" her fox hunting horse w…
Read full storyNottingham Forest Relegated But Looking Forward to Their Next Promotion in 2045
Nottingham - Nottingham Forest FC finds itself in the bottom 3 in the Premier League table midway through its first season in the top flight since 1999, but Manager Steve Cooper isn’t worried about being demoted to the Championship again. “Hey we…
Read full storyBritish Prime Minister Liz Truss Says That Elizabeth Hurley Is Her All-Time Favorite Actress
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The Ta Ta For Now News Agency's Petula Tart has just learned that the new prime minister is a big fan of the sensuously sexy actress Elizabeth Hurley. Liz Truss told Tart that she recalls seeing Hurley in her very first moti…
Read full storyCategory 5 Hurricane Ian Was So Devastating That An Orca Whale Was Spotted In a Fort Myers, Florida Street
FORT MYERS, Florida - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter, Hacienda Fiddle, who was on the scene in Fort Myers, reported seeing an adult orca whale in the street in front of the Holiday Inn that she was reporting from. Miss Fiddle said that sh…
Read full storyEngland's Prime Minister Liz Truss Says She Will Take The United Kingdom To The Height of Glory
LONDON - (News Satire) - The BBC is reporting that after conducting an interview with Prime Minister Liz Truss, it looks like Britain is in for some fantabulous times. Reporter Oceana Figgly with the BBC, said that after having shared a spot of te…
Read full storyWho was your favourite Monarch in 2022?
As 2022 starts to think about ending, the fireworks are being sold, Pumpkins are being hollowed out, and soon grumpy failed actors will be dressing up as Santa in shopping centres, it is time for the population, and all of the magazines and newspaper…
Read full storyThe Sacajawea State Cheerleader Who Tackled An Opposing Player During An NCAA Game Gets The Charges Dropped
DURANGO, Colorado - (Sports Satire) - The cheerleader from Colorado's Sacajawea State University has been cleared of all charges. The Buffalo Hunter cheerleader Melissa Muckberger, had run onto the field during the Sac State - Rhode Island footbal…
Read full storyThe UK's Prime Minister Liz Truss Is Considering Piers Morgan To Be One Of Her Advisors
LONDON - (UK Satire) - PM Liz Truss stated that she loves the working relationship that her majesty the queen had with British information guru, Piers Morgan. Truss stated that she did have one conversation with Queen Elizabeth, in which she menti…
Read full storyAmerica Loves You, Bitch
Haiti is tied to America’s whipping post. America is not a racist country. America loves you. Won’t you buy goods and services from America? They love all their allies and are willing to love their enemies too. The USA always wants to gain control…
Read full storyLiz Truss Prime Ministerial Diaries are only a Pamphlet
With less than nine weeks until Christmas, publishers Botchitt and Scarper have offered Liz Truss £15,000 for the publishing of her Prime Ministerial diaries, only to realise that they will only be publishing a pamphlet. Mickey Moneybags, from the…
Read full storyCry Me A Birthday Bridge
Blowing up the Crimea Bridge on Putin’s 70th birthday! Now that is class! That’s frickin’ James Bond! They even made a stamp of it – and so quickly! Now that is comedy! (I guess there were supposed to be 2 explosions, according to the stamp? Mayb…
Read full storyIt was either Pantomime or Father Christmas complains talentless actor
Gary Orpingthwaite from down the road has been complaining, as he has done for 25 years, since he went to RADA, and pretended to be a Teaspoon for eight hours a day that the only work he seems to be offered at Christmas is Pantomime or Father Christm…
Read full story42,000 More Republicans Left The GOP In October
CORN SHUCK, Iowa - (Satire News) - A group of GOP researchers known as GOPeople have just annouced that in the month of October, a total of 42,000 registered Republicans quit the party. GOPeople spokesperson Teddy "MAGABoy" Pumpface, 63, said that…
Read full storyThe Nigerian Prince And Republican Sore Losers
Guess what? Or guess who is running for political office in November and is already predicting his November defeat, claiming that the election would be fixed? This candidate says Democrats will steal his election as they stole Trump's 2020 presidenti…
Read full storyA British Jet Fighter Pilot Is Shot Down Over Ukraine
UKRAINE - (UK Satire) - The BBC is reporting that a British pilot, who has been identified as Capt. Winthrop D. Greengate, 42, from Liverpool, has been shot down by Russian surface-to-air missiles just outside of the Ukrainian town of Lozova, which i…
Read full storyMonica Lewinsky Wins The San Francisco Mechanical Bull Riding Championship
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The infamous Monica Lewinsky has found herself back on the national spotlight and she is absolutely loving the attention. The 49-year-old Lewinsky carried on her sexual affair in the Oval Office from 1995 to 1997, w…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Left Her Entire Collection of Petula Clark Albums To Simon Cowell
LONDON - (Satire News) - Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck has just learned from an inside source at Buckingham Palace, that her majesty bequeathed her entire Petula Clark album collection to Simon Cowell. Buck said that two of Queen Elizabeth…
Read full storyOne of The Nation's Top Rap Singers Says 98.9% of All Blacks Hate Trump's Orange Racist Ass
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - One of the top hip hop, rap artists in the nation, recently told Afro Sheen Magazine writer Yodelle Denzel St. Bling, that the few asshole blacks that used to like the Trumptard have now abandoned his bigoted ass faster tha…
Read full storyPrince William Is Thinking About Selling "Buffy" The Fox Hunt Horse That Queen Elizabeth Bequeathed To Him
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace state that King Charles III, is not a happy monarch at the present time. It seems that Charles, has learned from an investigator with Scotland Yard, that his eldest son Prince William,…
Read full storyMonkeys for Trump!
Using science to forward a MAGA agenda … that’s why there is speculation that monkeys and apes will soon be given the right to vote in 2024. Usually Republicans are Christians so they hate that we all used to be monkeys, but when it suits their p…
Read full storyCategory 5 Hurricane Ian Was So Damn Powerful That a Pet Giraffe From Florida Ended Up In South Carolina
GATOR GROIN, Florida - (Satire News) - The US Department of Hurricanes has just announced that Hurricane Ian, with winds hitting as high as 170 mph was extremely destructive. Resident of The Plywood State, report that parts of their homes, busines…
Read full storyPresident Biden Is Sending 21, C-5A Cargo Planes Loaded With All Kinds of Munitions To Ukraine
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - President Biden told the news media, that as per the request of Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, he is immediately sending 31, C-5A Cargo Planes, loaded with all kinds of munitions; including tank-destroying b…
Read full storyTilly The Traveller - The Tower of London was a Big Disappontment
This is Tilly of Dangerous Senior Travel Magazine. Somehow in my travels, I missed the Tower of London. I have been to Stonehenge (as close as you can get with that big fence around it - so not very close). I have seen Shakespeare's house and the…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Left Her Collection of 17 Bowling Balls To Prince Harry
LONDON - (Satire News) - The BBC recently reported that the late queen, was actually a bowling enthusiast and participant. BBC reporter Oceana Figgly interviewed her majesty, nine months ago, and learned that her grandmother first taught her how t…
Read full storyGisele Bunchen (Mrs. Tom Brady) Is Alleged To Be In a Passionate Lesbian Relationship
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Satire News) - Well after weeks of speculation, Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight has finally discovered the reason why Gisele Bundchen wants to divorce Tom Brady after 13 years of marriage. De Gallo has learned from t…
Read full storyLiz Truss - Gone With The English Wind
SOMEWHERE IN NOT-SO-MERRY-OLD-ENGLAND - (Satire News) - As a young girl growing up in Soho, Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss dreamed of one day developing and growing up and becoming the queen of England. Well for several damn good reasons that was not…
Read full storyAn African Midget Monkey In Zimbabwe Can Speak Four Languages
CHITUNGWIZA, Zimbabwe - (Magazine) - A reporter with BuzzFuzz (Zimbabwe) has just located a Shinatacki African Midget Monkey that amazingly can speak four languages (fluently) including Zimbabwean, Yiddish, Swedish, and Greek. The monkey was found…
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