HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town state that former first lady Melania Trump and NBA superstar LeBron James have become engaged.
The unconfirmed reports are being investigated by information guru Andy Cohen, who is looking into the matter.
He did stress that Melania, is still married to her no good, hate-spewing evil, low-life husband, but the engagement could be pending the finalization of Melania and the orange pervert's pending divorce.
Cohen did state that he heard from a very reliable source that Melania's amazing ring is from the Duchess of Dubai Exquisite Collection and is reportedly valued at $3.7 million. ■