CIA Crack Up the Polls

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Monday, 10 October 2022

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Drugs and War ... Now, Drugs and Voting ... It must be the CIA!

A memo sent to the Washington Post by an unknown whistleblower has stated that the CIA is considering introducing crack to the American electorate just before the next election.

BUT! The crack will only be introduced into neighborhoods where there is a high percentage of African-Americans.

Critics have said this is Trump and its worshipper’s latest attempt at skewing election results before people even go to the polls. Asking the Russians to interfere is now old hat and people except Putin to do all he can to get his puppet into power. When the enemy knows your tricks, it’s time to try new tricks.

So a big head’s-up to the African-Americans (and other “minorities” of L’America), watch out for those really really nice fellas near polling stations who just want you to hold a package while they go and get some coffee – how do you like yours? – and say they’ll be back in a minute.

The CIA is not your friend. They are a legal organization that frequently uses terroristic methods (or any other “means necessary”) to get what they want. And often they want you to do as they say, but without openly saying they do, so they can’t be blamed directly and will constantly deny that hate your guts and want you to get hooked on crack and go to jail – which is the only place in America where Americans cannot vote.

Another dirty trick by Team Trump … coming soon.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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