Vacation in Afghanistan – and Die!

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Monday, 3 October 2022

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Journalists, reporters, women, you pretty much name it, and no one can live safely in Afghanistan. No shit!

They won. They kicked everybody out of their country, and are really good at doing so, ever since the Romans (maybe even earlier?). But with such extreme Islam, what did they Taliban expect? People would want to stick around and obey their bizarre laws?

Now that people are either dead or getting the fuck out of the Taliban’s shithole nation, the poor leaders who only know how to carry guns and not babies, who look like their always looking for a fight … well, it’s lonely when you’re an angry old man.

Nobody wants to go on vacation to Afghanistan. So the best thing to do to make the Taliban wake up to the fact that they don’t live in the Year 600, is attrition. Leave, don’t return, and eventually they’ll do something like let girls be human beings.

China isn’t helping, of course. Does it ever? They’ve done some kind of trade deal to keep the terrorist’s lights on and their stewed goat cooking in the pot. Maybe China will one day own Afghanistan.

Thus, China will have been the only country to have effectively taken over from the Taliban. By buying it. I’ve warning of this before. In a capitalist country, you get invaded by currency, and controlled by it. And you smile and think you’re rich and free … until you piss off your money masters.

Spend your vacation dollar or pound on a nice tropical country where you don’t see people getting killed or beaten in the streets, and where bombs don’t go off around tea time.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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