Uber Delivery Is Now Giving FedEx and UPS Some Competition

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 24 October 2022

image for Uber Delivery Is Now Giving FedEx and UPS Some Competition
Uber drivers will carry less than $10 in change.

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The world of delivery has just gotten a bit more competitive. Uber has just joined the land of delivery service and will give FedEx and UPS some competition.

Unlike the two top delivery service companies, with Uber, its drivers will be using their own vehicles. They will receive an extra stipend so that they can buy their own gasoline, oil, bungee cord tie-downs, and windshield wiper fluid.

And one interesting note is that Uber drivers will work in pairs, so that they can work nonstop for 24 hours straight.

SIDENOTE: Uber will be available in every state in the nation except for Maine.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more