CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The world of delivery has just gotten a bit more competitive. Uber has just joined the land of delivery service and will give FedEx and UPS some competition.
Unlike the two top delivery service companies, with Uber, its drivers will be using their own vehicles. They will receive an extra stipend so that they can buy their own gasoline, oil, bungee cord tie-downs, and windshield wiper fluid.
And one interesting note is that Uber drivers will work in pairs, so that they can work nonstop for 24 hours straight.
SIDENOTE: Uber will be available in every state in the nation except for Maine.