KANSAS CITY - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza's Pia Confetti has just learned that an NFL cheerleader has been terminated for a pubic area violation.
Miss Confetti spoke with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, who did state to her that a cheerleader, with the Kansas City Chiefs cheerleading squad, has in fact been asked to turn in her pom poms, her cheerleading uniform, and her reserved parking placard.
The commissioner said that she violated the NFL Cheerleader's Code of Ethics when she shaved her pubic hair to resemble a teepee.
When asked for the cheerleader's name, Goodell simply said, "Let's just say her name is "Repunsel."
[EDITOR'S NOTE: I made a call to information guru Andy Cohen, and I was told that the KC cheerleader's name is Dakota Chickwick, who is 21 and lives in Topeka, Kansas.]
