LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace spokesman Nigel Foote, noted that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth bequeathed her favorite pet, a sardine named "Fishy" to her son, King Charles III.
Foote recalls how much the queen loved "Fishy," who had been a gift from King Crescendo IV of Norway.
The Royal pet was extremely well behaved, and it was taught by a leading UK fish whisperer to do 13 different tricks; including sitting, rolling over, smiling, winking, and doing a very difficult (for a sardine) double triple-spin backward flip.
British information guru Piers Morgan said that he spoke with aquatic scientist/historian, Giles Marwiggins, 63, who informed him that "Fishy" never knew his father and his mother was alleged to have been eaten by an orca whale, shortly after giving birth to "Fishy." ■
