TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Satire News) - Well after weeks of speculation, Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight has finally discovered the reason why Gisele Bundchen wants to divorce Tom Brady after 13 years of marriage.
De Gallo has learned from two different sources that since early summer Gisele has been involved in a hot and heavy lesbionic affair with a member of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleading squad.
Bundchen, who is 42, would not reveal the name of her stunningly gorgeous lipstick lesbian, but after talking with info guru Andy Cohen, de Gallo has learned that the cheerleader's name is Melissa Jo Fargoweather.
Melli, as Gisele calls her is only 24, and her vital statistics are 38-24-36. The rah-rah girl has apparently always been attracted to older, good looking, very RICH "Cougars."
SIDENOTE: Tom (Brady) is reportedly devastated, and he is seeking comfort in the arms of his ex-wife, the lasciviously sexy Bridget Moynahan.
