WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Washington Globe-Express writer Lola Watergold has just learned that the majority of US GOP senators took a vote and Marjorie Taylor Greene was voted the senator that they would most like to go to bed with.
The only other female senator to receive any votes was Marsah "The Racist" Blackburn of Tennessee, and she only received two votes.
When told of the vote Marjorie Taylor Greene, who has been served divorce papers by her husband Perry Greene, on grounds that she is just too fucking promiscuous.
Perry told Washington Globe-Express writer Miss Wishywater that his soon-to-be-ex-wife had just recently changed her email address to www.marjorietaylorgreenhorny.sex
