Elon Musk Has Just Developed The Driverless Tesla Cruise Ship

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 17 October 2022

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This humongous cruise ship can easily carry 17,893 passengers.

AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - One of the most brilliant men in the world, the multi gazillionaire, Elon Musk has just struck gold again.

Musk has just developed the state-of-the-art Tesla Driverless Cruise Ship.

The huge ocean-going vessel will be the largest cruise ship in the world, and will carry 17,893 passengers plus a crew of 6,713.

Musk has named his amazing vessel "The Sexy Sultry Siren of The Seas."

Elon noted that the average speed of a cruise ship is 24 mph, but he pointed out that his ship will travel up to speeds of 43 mph, which is positively remarkable.

"The Sexy Sultry Siren of The Seas" will also be equipped with two helicopter ports, as well as a regulation-sized football field and a dozen fast food restaurants including a McDonalds, a Jack-in-the-Box, a KFC, a Pizza Hut, a Whataburger, a Sonic, a Dairy Queen, and a Burger King.

SIDENOTE: Musk also noted that his Tesla Driverless Cruise Ship can hit the biggest iceberg known to man and it will simply knock the iceberg out of the way.

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