SOMEWHERE IN NOT-SO-MERRY-OLD-ENGLAND - (Satire News) - As a young girl growing up in Soho, Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss dreamed of one day developing and growing up and becoming the queen of England.
Well for several damn good reasons that was not possible.
So little "Lexi" as her maternal grandmother Loretta P. Piffinducker called her, set her sights on becoming the king of England.
Well her genetic makeup (i.e. having a pussy) would certainly never allow that to happen either.
So the little, freckled-faced girl with two blonde pigtails decided that when she entered puberty (at the age of 13), she would set her sights on becoming Britain's prime minister.
And low and behold, as they say in Pisagovia, it happened.
Yes, as aptly reported by The BBC's Oceana Figgly, little Lizzy in October of 2022, at the age of 47, realized her dream and was named prime minister of the United Kingdom.
U.S. President Joseph "Joey" Biden even commented that she was without a doubt the prettiest, sexiest, and most stunningly gorgeous prime minister that he had ever seen.
But alas, the stars in the solar system got all out of whack, and word of a past extramarital affair with a Mr. Mike Field hit the headlines...and as they say in Finland, "The shit hit the fan."
So needless to say, sweet, dainty, little Liz Truss was forced to throw in her towel, her brassiere, and her sexy tight-fitting Daisy Duke short shorts, and return to simply being the sweet, homemaking wife of the cuckolded Hugh Timothy O'Leary.
In Other London News. The London Daily Informer Newspaper reports that the fog in Londontown is fooking horrible.
