Bill Gates is just getting richer!
He has finally figured out how to draw his own face (or pay someone to do it for him) so that he too can join the cyber art world and create his first NFT!
You will soon be able to bid on NFTs of Bill dressed as a cowboy, a doctor (which he is not, despite some people and himself believing he is just because he has a lot of money), a space man (Elon Musk is jealous – he wants this one!) and some kind of gorilla-alligator-lolita-accountant …
Not to be outdone, Bezos, Musk, Richard Branson, and even Warren Buffet are getting in on the scam – I mean, art.
A Spokesperson for Gates said: “Bill is just thrilled to become an artist – as well as a doctor and a computer geek. I mean, these little cartoon pictures used to be stickers we put on our lunchboxes when we were kids – but now they’re apparently art! Who woulda thunk? It’s hilarious how many suckers – I mean, smart investors and art geniuses – there are. And Bill wants to suck every penny from every sucker he can. So get your ‘Bored Bill’ NFT now and be cool like your friends!”
