CANCUN, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico's national news agency Las Maracas, reporter Tostada Del Toro, is reporting that "Lovebirds," Melania Trump, 52, and her much younger boyfriend, L.A. Lakers super star LeBron James,37, are having a ball down in sunny old Mexico.
Miss Del Toro, who recently divorced her husband Enrique, when she caught him in the amorous clutches of a young female reporter with the bullfighting publication "Ole Illustrated," said that Melly and Bronny were seen scuba-diving, rock climbing, and engaging in some erotic necking in the parking lot of a local Taqueria Bandito in Cancun.
Del Toro wrote that she has never seen a happier, sexier, more fun-filled couple since J.Lo and Ben Affleck back in May.
